• masterofn001
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    646 months ago

    Humans have only just entered their impressionist crop circle phase.

    The aliens are at post-avante-modern-dada-hypersurrealism

  • Rhaedas
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    416 months ago

    “They’re the same picture.” Relatively.

    Who knows what an alien’s obscene graffiti looks like?

    “Glorb, have you been doing those disgusting symmetry circles again? Pervert.”

    • @Shard
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      156 months ago

      My boi here be asking the real questions.

      What if crop circles are just alien penis doodles?!

  • @[email protected]
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    86 months ago

    What I love about those things is that no one that believes them stops to think “these aliens were smart enough to create vessels capable of traversing the vastness of space, but they can’t comprehend the fact that we use written language not whatever the hell crop circles are supposed to mean other than Visual Math Pretty.”

  • @angrystego
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    76 months ago

    I like the idea of extraterrestrials watching people make crop circles and trying in vain to understand what they mean.

  • @RatBin
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    66 months ago

    Whoever made the Milk Hill formation: you’re an artist like few other. If we treat these crop circles as land art, this is one of my favourite of all times. Do not hide if you do this - except from the farmers whose harvest you ruin, maybe - it’s…technically difficult.

  • @brlemworld
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    56 months ago

    There are no humans on Mars…

  • @Eheran
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    36 months ago

    Holy moly people have too much time.