Tricksy sirens making us think they’re mermaids and convincing us to drown in the ocean.
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Doesn’t Matter, Heard Sirens
It sucks that my chances of having a gay mermaid gf are super low because ocean pollution has made mermaids endangered.
But on the other hand if chemicals in the water make the friggen frogs gay maybe the same applies to mermaids. Maybe all that’s left are a handful of super gay mermaids.
If any super gay mermaid sees this, I’m single. Maybe I’ll come across one of them some beatiful day…
I wish I had a team of fellow emo types willing to intervene on my behalf.
Usually it’s dudes with ties saying I’m a problem for being too emo.
Down where they swim naked and free way deep un der the sea.
Under the Sea wish I could be part of that world…
Damn, now I want to hear “above the sea”
The air you cannot breaatheuh.
it is mostly h20.
And there are so many deadly fishies! They store poison in their toes! Just look at the world around you, up here around the grassy floor! Above the sea, above the sea! It is less wetter, clothes are much better, take it from me! Do you want to freeze your butt off all day? In the crushing depths so far away? It is much better where it’s not wetter above the sea
Either they adorn seashells when they come on land, which would be an odd modesty considering they don no other clothing for their lower parts; or… their boobs are seashells!
I have a new headcanon.
If they’re fish and not mammals would it even make sense for them to have breasts? Like breasts are one of those exclusive to mammals things.
I mean I’ve seen ones where they have dolphin or dolphin-like tails instead of a fish tail in which case them having breasts makes more sense, but that’s also almost never done and instead they have a fish tail.
It’s Breast Plate
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Who is this artist?
Bitch’s lying, she not nekkid. Fucking US of censorship.
Nudity being stigmatized is so fucking stupid, especially the part about women’s chests. I mean a man’s chest isn’t considered inappropriate when exposed so why is it that way for a woman’s chest?
