I thought you said he was dead. No what I said was that he sleeps with the fishes.

I think the real question is if he can play the piano anymore.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from the episode where I married Selma to help my career, culminating in an offer to co-star in the new McBane picture! And then I made this instead.

Why is that muppet made out of leather?

I just wish they would bring back “handle with care”