And if you disagree with any of my answers, you’re just wrong.

  • Mister Neon
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    175 months ago

    How do you manage democracy?

    • @TootSweetOP
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      245 months ago

      Somehow if I show them my voter ID, they just let me help choose the next president. It’s weird.

      • @TheHotze
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        155 months ago

        Wait, guys this might actually be a super citizen. Make sure you are extra nice to them.

  • @tedmustard
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    175 months ago

    How much hell would a hell diver dive if a hell diver could dive in hell?

    • @TootSweetOP
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      225 months ago

      One standard metric hell per dive. That is, if a hell diver could dive in hell.

    • @TootSweetOP
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      255 months ago

      Lightsaber. It’s an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

  • Mr.Mofu
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    95 months ago

    I don’t know anything either, but how do you think can we solve what the Title clearly asks? How do we Diversify Hell?

    • insomniac_lemon
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      How do we Diversify Hell?

      I thought the whole point of this cartoon was that hell has a gay spider in it???

    • @TootSweetOP
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      65 months ago

      Titles are supposed to tell you who owns something, not ask.

      And about the diversity of hell, it’s a real problem. Nothing but lawyers there. Maybe a tax credit for anyone willing to relocate there.

    • @TootSweetOP
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      195 months ago

      Get compromat on three people and blackmail them into hanging out with you.

  • @Rentoraa
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    75 months ago

    High casualty missions implies the existence of what?

    • @TootSweetOP
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      135 months ago

      Out-of-touch military leaders. Dumbass desk jockies want the enemy killed so bad, they can come point the gun at 'em themselves.

      • @Pheonixdeath
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        55 months ago

        Thats incorrect. It means managed democracy prevailed again… Against all odds. You may have to report to the nearest Super Earth civilian center for reeducation.

    • @TootSweetOP
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      55 months ago

      Arsenal? More like arsen-hole, amirite?

  • DrSleepless
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    65 months ago

    What’s the best dive to perform in hell?

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      If you’re looking for a nice eclectic diner where they’ll let you sing karaoke, you should probably look in the third circle.

  • @over_clox
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    55 months ago

    What do you like on your pizza?

    • @TootSweetOP
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      95 months ago

      Meat-lovers with extra cheese and red pepper flakes is S-tier.

      • @TheHotze
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        45 months ago

        deleted by creator

      • @Tebbie
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        35 months ago

        This is the correct answer, citizen. You may yet become a helldiver.

    • @TootSweetOP
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      25 months ago

      Depends on the bug. Spiders, centipedes, mosquitos, and ticks, hell yes. Fireflies, honey bees, and ladybugs are our friends.

      • @Tebbie
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        35 months ago

        You must be a traitor, then. All bugs must be squashed.

  • @Crackhappy
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    25 months ago

    How can you answer this question incorrectly?

  • @thesporkeffect
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    25 months ago

    What will happen to the ecosystem if we manage to eradicate the bug menace

    • @TootSweetOP
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      45 months ago

      Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. We need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures from the squirming maggot to the mighty goliath beetle. When we die, our bodies become the rotting corpse and the maggots eat the rotting corpse. And so we are all connected in the great circle of life.