• @orangeNgreen
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    5 months ago

    Confidently incorrect

    Edit: aaand just realized what community this is.

  • DarkThoughts
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    255 months ago

    Reminds me a lot about Frankenstein’s Monster type comments of a similar nature.

  • @[email protected]
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    235 months ago

    Spiders don’t even have recording devices to be called bugs, ugh. They likely also don’t run software.

    • kamenLady.
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      45 months ago

      But what would be the Internet without spiders?

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    185 months ago

    moreover, they drink bugs. liquefying their insides and sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurping it up

  • @[email protected]
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    185 months ago

    Bug is not even a scientific definition. If I want to group spiders with bugs, that’s perfectly fine.

      • @[email protected]
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        Bug is a kid’s term for bug-like things. That’s as closest to a scientific definition you’ll get. It’s like trying to precisely define creepy-crawlies.

        Case in point: the children’s movie A bug’s life. There’s a spider and two rolie-polies in the main cast, along insects (not sure all are in the Hemiptera clade).

  • @hark
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    35 months ago

    You are what you eat.

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    15 months ago

    Do you think this person had that response all planned out ahead of time? Is that why they posted the first thing, so they could catch someone with the second?

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      25 months ago

      Nah. It’s not a particularly clever comeback. I don’t doubt he was pleased to have the opportunity but I don’t think that’s why he posted.

    • blargerer
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      165 months ago

      Even if you give him missing the joke. Bug as used colloquially refers to spiders and insects, not just true bugs. There is a reason why true bugs have to be called true bugs.

    • DarkThoughts
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      155 months ago

      It is, or would be, if you’d understand the difference between confident and confidential.

      • @confusedbytheBasics
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        115 months ago

        Also he’s just wrong.

        The Hemiptera are called ‘true’ bugs because everyone - entomologists included - tend to call all insects ‘bugs’. That is a loose term, whereas the true bugs are just those contained within the insect order Hemiptera.

        He’d only be missing the joke if the spider’s preferred beer was True Bug Lite.