• @Hobbes_Dent
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    558 months ago

    AKA pussy telephone

    Today was a good day. I learned new things.

  • @MyDogLovesMe
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    428 months ago

    I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.

  • @MissJinx
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    118 months ago

    Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross

    • @platypus_plumba
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      -98 months ago

      I just use wet wipes.

      Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.

      Just like new.

      • @[email protected]
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        138 months ago

        Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.

        • @platypus_plumba
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          Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.

          • freamonM
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            68 months ago

            Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I’ll restore your comment.

        • @platypus_plumba
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          I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren’t too dirty because I used paper first.

          But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I’m honestly just scared of that thing. Like… Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don’t poop particles sprinkle everywhere?

      • @PrimeMinisterKeyes
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        7 months ago

        Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.

      • @MissJinx
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        8 months ago

        hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn’t have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.

  • THCDenton
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    78 months ago

    Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.

    • @TehBamskiOP
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      38 months ago

      Just don’t make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.

  • Tulitaa
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    78 months ago

    I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

  • @iAvicenna
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    38 months ago

    honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient

  • mechoman444
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    38 months ago

    Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.

    But yes. I use water to clean it off.