• @Pencilnoob
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    4 months ago

    Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

    And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    684 months ago

    I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      134 months ago

      The blood splatter is the decoration.

  • @x4740N
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    444 months ago

    That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer

  • Ghostalmedia
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    324 months ago

    Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.

  • @Siegfried
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    I would start by adding some fake blood stains around the fan

  • Captain Aggravated
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    304 months ago

    with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson® products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.

  • @pjwestin
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    284 months ago

    Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.

    • @ReiRose
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      24 months ago

      Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion…so aircraft crashing in a forest!

    • NoSpiritAnimal
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      24 months ago

      I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better

  • The Picard ManeuverM
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    244 months ago

    Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.

  • @RattlerSix
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    224 months ago

    The weiling fan is decoration enough

  • @[email protected]
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    204 months ago

    That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.

    Why don’t you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it “the Schrodinger’s room”. Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.

    • Draconic NEO
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      124 months ago

      You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it’s hanging from the wires).

        • LifeBandit666
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          14 months ago

          What was that noise from upstairs? Probably a murderer!

          Is the noise it would make

  • @Tikiporch
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    204 months ago

    I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

    • @Death_Equity
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      144 months ago

      This isn’t that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.

      This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.

  • @duffman
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    184 months ago

    Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.