• Annoyed_🦀
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    526 months ago

    That word mean different thing in the wild than in a room full of kids.

    • @[email protected]
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      226 months ago

      This post wasn’t alarming until I read your comment. Now I have concerns about Sesame Street

    • @Godnroc
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      176 months ago

      “That’s not a year, that’s his kill count.”

  • Mike D.
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    96 months ago

    As a young child I was apparently terrified of Big Bird.

    It all makes sense now.

  • @[email protected]
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    86 months ago

    I think most countries with their own sesame street have slightly different characters. We don’t have big bird, we have the superior Pino.

  • @Etterra
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    56 months ago

    Especially since he can’t fly, and therefore doesn’t need them to see where he’s going in the air.

  • beefbot
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    56 months ago

    And no one knows what happened to Mr Snuffleupagus (sp?)

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      16 months ago

      He’s clearly in some sort of quantum flux. They keep waffling if he is real or just Big Bird’s imaginary friend.

    • @elbucho
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      26 months ago

      In retrospect, we should have noticed sooner. He was constantly asking kids to tickle him, after all.

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    36 months ago

    Humans have forward facing eyes and we were prey as well as predators.

    Now I’m thinking about what would be big enough to hunt big bird

    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      36 months ago

      Humans have the need to kill everything bigger than us that doesn’t show the proper amount of respect.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      16 months ago

      Humans have never been anything more than coincidental prey. We’ve been killing animals much bigger and outwardly scarier than us back into prehistoric times. Hell, man, humans used to hunt mammoths with pointy sticks. We’re apex predators.