Wait, how could you turn down a chance to poke a finger up inside Freddie Mercury?
That’s not Freddie Mercury. They are Star Trek puppets. That is Sam Kirk.
Please. I have standards. I only finger non-corpses.
Oh, lah-de-dah, look at Mr. Fancy-pants.
At the bottom of the pile.
What’s weird is that they put a label on it with the word ‘Twain’ written by hand on top of the word TWAIN printed in huge capital letters.
Weird. Also, how could you not purchase that Prince mug?!
Apart from the fact that it looks like it was painted by someone who took three or four classes at one of those paint-your-own-mug places?
Kinda like those wine painting classes.
There’s a goat farm here that has ‘painting with the goats’ classes. They also do ‘yoga with the goats.’
Used the goat yoga idea, but the hell is painting with goats? They serve as subjects/distraction?
I think you just paint while surrounded by goats?
"Star Trekking across the universe!
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekking across the universe!
Only going forward cause we can’t find reverse!"
