(Act 2)
Riker: What’cha up to doc?
Blazin Bev: Re-modulating the doohickey on this Borg implant to synthesize THC.
Riker: Carry on. I want regular status updates.
“…on a second thought, maybe the collective isn’t so bad, after all.”
Looks at the Borg system and loss of individuality … the individual is taken care of, biological needs are met, they are made stronger, you get personal shields for protection, your health is taken care of automatically, your senses are augmented and made stronger and more perceptive, you can interface with any digital or biological system, you are in constant contact with the whole community, you live in a community of equals like yourself.
Looks at the system we currently live in
Hmm… how important is individuality to me, really? Sounds like the borg implants could produce the serotonin that my brain refuses to make on its own.
Sign me up
But it’s really a monarchy, with a queen and everything?
They say that was implemented because of the human threat but it’s mostly a Voyager thing. I prefer it before they kinda retconned it.
It’s an equal society but it’s not a free society.
Which system are we talking about here?
Borg?
Hey, man, I know the deal.
I used to be a Redditor. It’s not so bad. And the Borg give you sick robot augmentations. Reddit just had dumbass icons you could pay for.
The Borg did it.
They actually found a way to just inject it straight into your veins.
Removed by mod
*becomes borg
*contracts auto brewery syndrome
*dies of alcoholism
What’s the theory as to why all Borg end up with such an unhealthy skin tone? How are they keeping the skin alive without hemoglobin?
Prolonged RGB exposure
‘There’s coffee in that
nebulacube!’Hook me up, Scotty
Prepare to be caffeinated. Resistance is futile.
