• worldwidewave
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    Mr Farage also spoke with shoppers and while standing by a market stall selling eggs, joked that after being covered in a milkshake last week he did not want eggs to be the next thing thrown at him.

    Someone ready the eggs

    • @breadsmasher
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      45 months ago

      freeze the egg first and pelt it as hard as possible

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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        95 months ago

        Having been hit in the eye with a frozen egg, I can’t condone this as it’s like throwing a rock at someone and it really hurts. An unfrozen one is safer and far messier, which makes it funnier.

      • teft
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        95 months ago

        Rotten ones would be better. It’s damn hard to get that smell out.

  • @[email protected]
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    255 months ago

    “I will not be bullied or cowed by a violent left-wing mob who hate our country,” he wrote about the incident.

    Assumes that:

    • He is The Country
    • Only left wingers hate him
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      85 months ago

      If there really was a “left wing mob” out to get him, I think he would be getting attacked with more than one food item every other day.

  • @[email protected]
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    225 months ago

    He loves this. He loves to play the victim. The underdog. Despite being a being a real life racist rich toff caricature.

  • Destide
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    5 months ago

    I originally had a switcheroo joke about being an undemocratic Russian stooge, but then I remembered how he and his like stocked the 2016 nutters, and we lost Jo Cox. As much as I don’t like the guy no one should be attacked just for standing democratically.

    • @Jackthelad
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      -45 months ago

      Look at you, being a decent human being.

      The majority of people on here seem to think political violence is acceptable purely against people they disagree with. It would be a different story if it was left-wingers being attacked more often though.

      Apparently, this means they’re also morally superior. Lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    -25 months ago

    I know he’s a big flaming twat and shouldn’t get any attention at all but absolute LOL at these comments.

    FUCK HIM UP! HUURRRRR! HIT HIM IN THE FACE!

    Jesus titty fucking Christ what has happened to people? 😅