• Mister Neon
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    176 months ago

    “… and finally that man has a freshly washed car. So you’re going to fly over there and do your GOD DAMN DUTY as a bird. Make us all proud, son.”

  • zeet
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    136 months ago

    Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.

  • @thisNotMyName
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    76 months ago

    The bird feeder? Sure, just fly three miles in that direction

  • @darelik
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    66 months ago

    !You lying cock! Cheating turkey-stuffer! Gtfo of my nest. Spreading your seed like a fowl-mouthed mother-pecker! And bring that chicken-ass looking tit-faced wormeater with you on your way to hell!<

  • Lemminary
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    6 months ago

    Yo, Tweety. Bitch ass Polly keeps talking shit.

  • @Pothetato
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    56 months ago

    Would ya look at that. Just look at it.

  • @Bertuccio
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    46 months ago

    I did. I did see a putty-tat!

  • germtm.
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    36 months ago

    that one scene from Tom and Jerry where Tom hires some goons to hunt Jerry.

  • @FollyDolly
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    26 months ago

    Harold! Harold look at me. It was 3am Harold. You tripped over the eggs and landed on me. If you EVER come home that drunk on rotting fruit AGAIN I swear to god I am rolling all of your eggs out of the nest and moving in with my sister.

  • THCDenton
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    26 months ago

    “You need to leave!”