• Sylveon
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    1303 months ago

    “Preparation purist” is wrong. You don’t boil the tea, you steep it in hot water. For some teas, like black tea, you usually boil the water before pouring it over the tea, but other types of tea use water that isn’t as hot (e.g. around 70-80°C for green tea).

    Also, if you actually want to be an ingredient purist, tea must be made from the leaves of Camellia sinensis (or a closely related species).

      • @Manifish_Destiny
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        563 months ago

        Correct. That would be tea as long as it’s camellia sinensis.

      • @problematicPanther
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        183 months ago

        i mean, if you consider tea to be leaves soaked in water until the flavor comes out, then clogged up gutter water is tea.

        • @bitwaba
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          103 months ago

          What’s the proper steeping time for decaying oak leaves “until the flavor comes out”?

          • @problematicPanther
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            43 months ago

            I’d say you should steep them for up to a year, that way you get all the taste.

            • @bitwaba
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              63 months ago

              Excellent, I’ll be ready to sell my current batch this coming October.

        • @[email protected]
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          In some countries where tee grows naturally you can found riviers and pond where the water carried tea leaves fell from the tree, which give naturally to the water some aroma.

      • @Censored
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        The meme is terrible and shows the creator has taste buds that probably can’t distinguish between gutter water and tea (especially after it’s been BOILED a few hours).

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      3 months ago

      You hit the issue, theyre confusing tea, a specific plant, with an infusion. Herbal tea is more correctly called an herbal infusion. Tea is a type of herbal infusion.

      • @bitwaba
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        63 months ago

        From https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbal_tea :

        … most dictionaries record that the word tea is also used to refer to other plants beside the tea plant and to beverages made from these other plants. In any case, the term herbal tea is very well established and much more common than tisane.

        Furthermore, in the Etymology of tea, the most ancient term for tea was 荼 (pronounced tu) which originally referred to various plants such as sow thistle, chicory, or smartweed, and was later used to exclusively refer to Camellia sinensis (true “tea”)

        • @[email protected]
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          13 months ago

          I think the confusion come from the fact that in many languages and cultures the name for tea and plant infusion is the same. Tea is name plant infusion because it is among the go to infusion if no plant is mention. But then in these language the name for “herbal infusion” or “herbal tea” does not contain the name of the specific plant “tee”. This or the languages got it wrong. Yes, I go that far.

    • Match!!
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      113 months ago

      I’m steeping in sweat and I drank a lot of camellia sinensis, am I tea?

      • J'Pol
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        143 months ago

        Unfortunately for you, yes. Please report to the nearest Tetley factory for processing.

    • Remy Rose
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      113 months ago

      I came to say the same thing about Camellia sinensis, thinking “am I about to be more of a tea purist than is even encapsulated in this chart?” So I’m glad somebody else got there first lol

    • @[email protected]
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      103 months ago

      I’ve been to a workshop about green tea recently and you can prepare it with any water temperature. You can make it with cold water, it just takes longer. You can even place ice cubes into the can, put tea leaves on top and let them melt

      • @Censored
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        13 months ago

        Yes, sun tea is tea. I’d really like to see this meme done by someone who actually knows something about tea (and doesn’t think it involves boiling tea leaves)

      • @Crashumbc
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        13 months ago

        Ice brewed tea is a thing in the US. Take a pitcher with water and ice, throw it in the fridge overnight with some tea bags

      • Sylveon
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        63 months ago

        This standard is not meant to define the proper method for brewing tea intended for general consumption, but rather to document a tea brewing procedure where meaningful sensory comparisons can be made.

      • @gedaliyah
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        33 months ago

        Misread that as Nobel prize and …lol wtf

      • Sylveon
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        73 months ago

        As long as you’re not claiming to be a purist I’ll allow it.

        • @gedaliyah
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          103 months ago

          Coffee with vanilla and soy milk is a three bean soup.

        • @bitwaba
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          33 months ago

          Coffee beans aren’t true beans. They are the pit seeds of the coffee cherry fruit, similar to other stone fruit such as cherries, peaches, plums, olives, and dates.

        • @Censored
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          13 months ago

          No, the fruit must be squeezed for juice. Soy milk is bean juice, but coffee is not.

      • Match!!
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        13 months ago

        I think coffee is sometimes tea, but turkish coffee and espresso are definitely not

      • @Censored
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        03 months ago

        That’s not tea, it’s chai.

          • @Censored
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            03 months ago

            Sure, if you think preparation and ingredients don’t matter. Enjoy a hot, steaming, cup of Saturn.

            • Why do you think that the Chinese way is the only way to prepare authentic tea? It’s so weird dude. We have an ancient tea tradition in India. That’s my point. That a purist might think this method as the proper way too. And it’d be just as valid.

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                It’s not weird at all. China invented tea (Camellia sinensis). The cultivation techniques, the drying and fermenting, and the brewing techniques for various types of black, white, green, and oolong tea. They named it, too. Both “tea” and “chai” are derived from the Chinese word for tea.

                Tea wasn’t cultivated in India until the nineteenth century, when it was introduced by colonial British who literally stole tea plants and seeds from China in an act of corporate espionage. At that point in time, China had been cultivating tea for multiple millennia, and exporting it around the globe for several hundred years. India initially produced CTC (cut, tear, crush) tea on colonial plantations for export, only later (in the 1900s) selling tea to the domestic Indian market, when the practice of adding CTC black tea to masala chai took off in India.

                What’s weird is that you’ve bought into some kind of alternate history where India invented tea.

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                  I’m not the one who’s trying to change history here. We know that the Chinese have the oldest recorded tea consumption. Doesn’t make that the only valid way of doing it. It’s like saying that there’s only one authentic way to cook a potato, which is whatever the first person did with it.

                  And about whatever you said about tea being a new thing in India, it’s not accurate. It was first mass produced after the British came. But it actually goes back quite a bit. Camellia sinensis var. assamica is actually indigenous to the Assam region of India, and not “stolen from the Chinese”. Some think that some tribes in India (Singpho, Khamti) have been consuming tea from at least the 12th Century, though they had a different name for it. Some (A Revision of the Genus Camellia by Robert Sealy) think it goes back further, but idk about that.

                  But honestly, that’s not even the point. Why did you even feel the need to type this comment? Even if it was a 200 old tradition, that’s a pretty long time. And it should be accepted as a valid way of brewing. I’m not even disputing anything. I simply pointed out that there are alternative traditions. That the world isn’t fucking black and white. Seriously dude, when did I say anything that claimed that Indians invented tea? This isn’t twitter, no need to do this shit here.

    • @[email protected]
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      It depends of the kind of tee your using. Once I bought the wrong type of turkish tea and next thing I now I’m boiling my tea during month so I don’t drink a slighty darker version of hot water.

    • @Censored
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      23 months ago

      Thank you. I am horrified that I had to scroll past a discussion of “is pho tea”? to get here. The so-called purist has never even made a proper cup of tea! So obviously pho is NEVER tea, since stock is extensively boiled.

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    Actually ingredient purist should be “tea must be made from tea leaves (Camellia sinensis)”. Black and green tea both come from the same plant. There are people who will tell you that chamomile is a “herbal infusions” and not tea because it comes from a different plant.

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      If it’s not made of tea, it’s not tea. It’s an infusion.

      It’s extra annoying to me because in my first language there’s separate words for “tea-tea” and “some boiled herbs-tea” that are commonly used, but thanks to lazy translation people are beginning to call everything “tea”.

    • Buglefingers
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      153 months ago

      If it doesn’t come from the Camellia sinensis region of France it’s not real tea, just sparkling leaf water

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      That is why I’m an ingredient purist. And I should add that Chamomile is an herbal infusion. No quote needeed. Don’t offer me tee if your want to serve me some chamomile. Don’t offer me tee either if you want to serve me hot water and present me an assortiment of plant a small bag. Tell me your going to serve hot water and I will chose what I drink.

      And to keep the rant going in french “herbal tea” does not even have the “tee” word in it. So it is even more frustrating when someone offer you tee and you end up with some random “tisane” *rolling his eyes*

    • @JokklMaster
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      33 months ago

      Exactly what I was thinking. Other types include oolong, pu-erh, and white tea. Tea is tea. And guess what? You can boil tea leaves to make tea. Don’t know what everyone here is freaking out about. I’ve studied tea for years and met with some of the most knowledgeable people in the world including Teaparker and Stéphane Erler.

    • @Lumisal
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      Herbal infusions are called tisanes btw

      This used to be better known about a hundred years ago but over time has just been forgotten about for some reason. So in the past, if you wanted chamomile or rooibos, youd_ask for chamomile tisane for example.

    • @Censored
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      03 months ago

      As a preparation purist, I am aghast that they think you boil tea!

  • @ummthatguy
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    283 months ago

    Preparation futurist, Ingredient singularity:

  • @Norodix
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    283 months ago

    I would try some saturn

  • @psilotop
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    223 months ago

    It’s only tea if it’s made from the tea region of the plant. Anything else is sparkling suspension

  • Altima NEO
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    213 months ago

    Crude oil is texas tea, but mac and cheese requires milk not water.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      Do you people not put milk in your crude oil? I find it suits the subtle bitterness of Alberta tar to give it a wonderful but subtle aftertaste.

    • @trxxruraxvr
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      13 months ago

      but mac and cheese requires milk not water.

      So does masala chai.

  • @corus_kt
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    193 months ago

    Tea preparation rebels are not constrained by shallow concepts like ‘being edible’

  • @ZMoney
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    163 months ago

    Saturn is a mixture of gases. It has a solid rocky/hydrogen core surrounded by a layer of liquid hydrogen/helium. You could argue that this intermediate liquid layer might have solid particulates, and this would agree with the definition, but overall Saturn is too complicated to be classified this way. A better extreme example would be something like Earth’s oceans.

      • @ZMoney
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        53 months ago

        An AI would give a generic definition of Saturn and a generic definition of tea and then say something irrelevant like “scientists disagree about the exact composition of Saturn’s core”

  • @devilish666
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    153 months ago

    As miso soup enjoyer i can confirm it’s tea, because it’s relaxing & delicious

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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    103 months ago

    except… with “pure” tea you don’t consume the original ingredient. (eating tea leaves or coffee grounds? eeww.)

    pho, etc you do. ergo, not tea.

    • @[email protected]
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      53 months ago

      What about stock? Take some bones, spices, and vegetables; boil them in water; and strain out all the solids. You’re left with nothing but a flavored liquid.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        sure, stock is tea. the base of pho is tea, but pho isn’t pho until you at least put some noodles in it. Until then, it’s just ingredients for pho.

    • tiredofsametab
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      Pho is just animal oil/juice suspended. Everything else is like milk, honey, lemon, sugar, etc. that people do consume in tea.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        what about the rice noodles, chicken, mushrooms, etc etc.? come on.

        • @[email protected]
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          So if a deranged person drinks the broth without eating the ingredients, did they then turn their pho into tea?

        • tiredofsametab
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          As the other person mentioned, the base of pho is the stock which includes steeped plants. So it’s tea with some other things thrown in it.

    • @Pacattack57
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      In that instance a clogged gutter is still tea

      • @[email protected]
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        I’ve never used it, but the idea is that nutrient uptake will be faster than if someone just dressed the top of the soil with compost. The extra aerobic bacteria could also be beneficial.

      • @[email protected]
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        For liquid fertilizer, but seems silly when you can get the same results but just throwing the compost in the water and stirring it around, letting the solids sink to the bottom.

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    So because i make cold berry tea in summer and think coffee is a tea too, i’m a “crude oil is tea” sort of guy? 🤨

      • @Zehzin
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        33 months ago

        Son, fetch me another can of that crude oil, I’m mighty parched

        • @mossy_
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          How 'bout a little dollop of microplastics on my asbestos pancakes? Got a long day of work ahead.

  • @Censored
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    I’m sorry, but BOILING? You do not BOIL tea leaves unless you are an absolute heathen. You may pour just-off-the-stove, formerly boiling water over black tea leaves, making the tea about 210 degrees Fahrenheit. But you do NOT put allow water with tea leaves in it to BOIL unless you are seriously deranged.

    • @[email protected]
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      63 months ago

      Yeah this. Biggest mistake most people that hate tea make is they dont bother learning that tea has specific temps for brewing depending on the leaves and that pouring boiling water off the stove on it will make most teas bitter.

      Many teas are best at 85-90C, just off the boil.