• The Quuuuuill
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    615 months ago

    Please. We all know its because Kirk couldn’t find the setting in the ship’s auto complete section. Dude bro is running the USS enterprise almost entirely on stock settings and apps, and further, the one thing he DID download gave the ship a computer virus. And like… The computer equivalent of an STD, too

    • @cybervseas
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      215 months ago

      I read it as “spock settings” and it still made sense.

      • @aeronmelon
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        115 months ago

        Kirk messes up the ship

        Kirk: “Spock, take care of it.”

        Spock: Kif eye roll and sigh

      • The Quuuuuill
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        105 months ago

        “Spock I can’t figure out where the settings are to save these captains logs”

    • NegativeNullOPM
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      435 months ago

      That was the translator working hard to keep things 1960s PG

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        55 months ago

        Ironic that it autocrorrected to the race least likely to fuck.

  • @samus12345
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    275 months ago

    Poor Scotty must have been frustrated by the computer having to devote so much power to keeping McCoy’s language family friendly.

    • @[email protected]
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      125 months ago

      Scotty: Captain, I’d love to give her more, but you’re going to have to tape the Doctors mouth shut for the next 5 hours to conserve power.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      Nah, he’d have no right to speak. Scott’s swear count has got to have been even higher McCoy’s. “I canna ▢▢▢▢▢▢▢ change the ▢▢▢▢ laws of physics. I’ve got ta have thirty ▢▢▢▢-▢▢▢▢ minutes!”

  • @ummthatguy
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    235 months ago

    Captain Freeman has several reasons why the swearing is turned off.

  • @rtxn
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    135 months ago

    MR TORGUE!

  • IninewCrow
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    125 months ago

    … McCoy boards a new Federation Ship for the first time

    … absolutely no one can understand what he’s saying

  • SSTF
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    125 months ago

    Uhhhh, probably better to just let him swear.

  • Orbituary
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    25 months ago

    Damnit, Jim, that last one is a bad take.

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      5 months ago

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  • @Ensign_Crab
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    15 months ago

    Picard is speaking French throughout. It doesn’t translate “merde” because children were present at the time.