SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit
Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:
Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.
So, take it all with a grain of salt.
*Emphasis mine
He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.
And most of them don’t like him.
Almost everyone who’s ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he’s a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
Elon proving once again he is a fucking moron
“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.
Nuke it
It’s the only way to be sure.
If they’re all like Vivian, that doesn’t sound so bad
Elongated
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
“I would like to purchase one wood, please.”
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.
Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
What a jerkoff
Yeah, this Elon guy sounds like a right wanker.
This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich
I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.
Elmo put it back in your pants…
TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
He uses it to spice up his cereal.
In a CyberX Freezer, his next investment scam.
Teslatubby wants to propagate
I offer everyone I meet sperm, it’s what makes me a great host.
I’d take Chevy Chase’s sperm if it was given to me by Walton Goggins.
Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.
