• skulblaka
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    133 months ago

    WHITE GUY WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG LOCKS HERE, I USE THE ONE WITH THE HORSE ON IT MFER. CABELLINA. IT’S NOT ACTUALLY CLEAR BASED ON THE LABEL WHETHER OR NOT IT’S ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE ON HORSES, IT’S LABELED “MANE, TAIL AND COAT” BUT I BUY IT IN THE HUMAN SHAMPOO SECTION OF WALMART.

    BUT I’VE HAD SUCCESS WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT BRANDS, THE SECRET REALLY IS TO LOOK FOR SEPERATE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, NEVER GET THAT 2-IN-1 SHIT. AND PERSONALLY I LOOK FOR SULFATE FREE OPTIONS AS THAT WORKS BEST WITH MY HAIR.

    GO OUT AND BE BEAUTIFUL MFER I BELIEVE IN YOU

    • @[email protected]
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      73 months ago

      IT’S IN THE HORSE SECTION AT THE FARM STORE SO YES IT IS HORSE SHAMPOO! BUT THE SKELETONS WITH HAIR FOUND OUT THE HORSES’ SECRETS AND NOW IT IS YOURS!

      I’M SURE IT MAKES YOUR TAIL AND COAT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR MANE MFR! AROOOOOOO!

      • skulblaka
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        43 months ago

        THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW BROTHER I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF CURIOUS ABOUT THAT

  • don
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    133 months ago

    PANTENE, IT WORKS WELL ENOUGH, MFRS

      • don
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        53 months ago

        HELL YEAH MFR, I THINK SO TO! HAVE A KICKASS DAY!

  • @pigup
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    103 months ago

    ACTUALLY I DON’T USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP. WARM WATER CLEANS SUPER WELL AND DOESN’T KILL YOUR SKINS MICROBIOME. I’LL ONLY USE SOAP IF I GET SOMETHING BAD ON ME LIKE MOTOR OIL OR SOMETHING. MY HAIR IS SUPER NICE NOW.

    • Liz
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      33 months ago

      SAME HERE BUDDY. AT MOST I’LL USE A LITTLE BAR SOAP OCCASIONALLY, BUT USUALLY ONLY ONCE A WEEK OR SO, AND EVEN THEN I USE IT SPARINGLY.

  • @[email protected]
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    93 months ago

    HEAD AND SHOULDERS 2 IN 1 WITH THE ALMOND EXTRACT, MF’ER. KEEPS MY SCALP MOISTURIZED AND HAS A NICE, LIGHT SMELL OF HEAVY CREAM. OPTIMAL SELF-CARE IS ESSENTIAL, AROOO!

    • @LookBehindYouNowAndThenOP
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      83 months ago

      THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL, IM GLAD UR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF YOU CHARMING MFR!

    • @Vandals_handle
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      Head and Shoulders is what Jeffery Dahmer’s showered with.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        53 months ago

        OUTSIDE VOICE MOTHER FUCKER YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP AND LET THAT DAWG OUT

  • @dexa_scantron
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    83 months ago

    WEIRD SHIT I GOT ON ETSY CALLED “MAMMA JEAN’S HAIR JUICE” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I DON’T REMEMBER, LET ME PULL UP THE APP AND CHECK

    • @LookBehindYouNowAndThenOP
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      I ALSO CAN’T HELP BUT NOTICE UR NAME IS THE ANTITHESIS OF MINE.

      I HOPE THAT PHILOSOPHY TREATS YOU WELL, DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH AROOOOOOOOOO!!!

          • FQQD
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            113 months ago

            THIS HOW WE DO THINGS ROUND HERE ARROOOOO

            • @[email protected]
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              123 months ago

              OKAY

              THANK FUCKING YOU FOR THAT INSIGHT.

              I’M NOW SORT OF GLAD I ASKED, MAGGOT. BUT FOR REAL THANKS AND SORRY ABOUT THAT MAGGOT THING. I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HARDCORE. WHICH I TOTALLY FUCKING AM.

              • @LookBehindYouNowAndThenOP
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                RESPECT FOR OTHERS IS THE REAL HARDCORE TUDE 💪💪💪💪💪💪

                DON’T LET ANY FAKE ASS MFRS TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT

          • don
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            73 months ago

            FR THO ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THE PACK CANON, MFR. ITS A LAW THATS EXISTED SINCE BEFORE HUMANITY INVENTED TIME. WHEN IN THE PACK, PACK CASE IS THE ONLY CASE THERE IS, MFR.

      • @NegativeLookBehind
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        43 months ago

        Your name is great. I hope you find some wonderful conditioner for your hair and enjoy many years of beautiful, soft flowing locks

    • Lad
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      13 months ago

      WOW STOP WHISPERING, IT’S RUDE

  • @Linnce
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    63 months ago

    TRESSEMÉ. THEY STOPPED MAKING THE COCONUT ONE, MY HAIR WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      BEEN USING TRESSEME FOR YEARS ANS ITS GREAT. I HAVE LONG VERY THICK HAIR AND ITS OCCASIONALLY SOFT AS SILK WHICH IS WILD IM JUST TOO LAZY TO KEEP DOING IT.

      ALSO SOFT HAIR FALLS OUT OF MY HAIR TIES REALLY EASILY AND I END UP WITH IT IN MY FACE.

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        I ALSO USE TRESSEME I RECCOMEND GETTING A PUMP FOR YOUR BOTTLES SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK THEM UP IN THE SHOWER

  • @[email protected]
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    53 months ago

    HUGE FAN OF SHEA MOISTURE MFER WHEN IM NOT CRANKING MY HOG IN THE SHOWER IM GENTLY MASSAGING MY SCALP TO INCREASE BLOOD FLOW TOO

  • @the_radness
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    53 months ago

    THANK YOU! MY WIFE LIKES TO BUY ME NICE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BARS FROM LUSH. I USE THOSE MFERS ONCE A WEEK TO KEEP MY HAIR HEALTHY AND SMELLING NICE.

  • @TwoBeeSan
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    ALOE BASED HAIR PRODUCTS. WASH ONCE A WEEK AND GET COMPLIMENTED DAILY.

    CURRENTLY USING L’BRI

  • @ajfunk327
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    43 months ago

    THANKS I MADE IT MYSELF IT HAS JOJOBA OIL IN IT

  • @Moghul
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    43 months ago

    Aussie Miracle Moist

      • @papalonian
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        113 months ago

        REALLY? IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME. CAN’T HEAR A WORD THEY’RE SAYING THROUGH ALL MY LUSCIOUS HAIR AND MY ROARIN’ HOG!

      • @Moghul
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        43 months ago

        HELL YEAH