• @[email protected]
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    She’s a terrible human being, for a variety of reasons, but also she’s somehow only 31?? The hate has aged her faster than Palpatine

    • @CitizenKong
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      Botched up cosmetic surgeries will do that.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 months ago

        To be fair, they almost definitely smoked like chimneys and wore extremely toxic makeup, as one did in the 30s and 40s

        There’s one woman whose extended social circle sometimes mixes with mine and she’s apparently only 35 but looks to be 50 due to excessive smoking and drinking. She always stands out due to her elaborately and tastefully dyed hair so I’ve started conversations with her a few times purely about her hair

  • @Darkard
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    992 months ago

    Aaahhhhhh! So that’s why Trump is all wishy-washy on the subject of abortion now.

    • @[email protected]
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      Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.

      🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶

      • @glimse
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        282 months ago

        It’s like clapping two chalkboard erasers

      • @TriPolarBearz
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        122 months ago

        Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!

        • @Sarothazrom
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          62 months ago

          I hate all of you for this thread lol.

      • @[email protected]
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        Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.

  • @Raiderkev
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    752 months ago

    Wouldn’t be the 1st time dude has cheated

    • [email protected]
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      Frankly, I think he gets off on it. Telling his wife that she’s powerless and small, incapable of swaying his personal or business decisions in the least is exactly how I picture trump’s marriage.

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          72 months ago

          I imagine the last time Melania willingly let him touch her was to conceive the requisite heir. Theirs is the quintessential marriage of convenience.

  • @yesman
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    552 months ago

    IDK what Laura is doing, but I know Marjorie and Lindsey are very upset about it.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      132 months ago

      The mad rush for regressive trailer hoes scampering for the local druglord’s sroom peen.

      • @takeda
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        532 months ago

        Wow, she even started turning orange.

      • @Klear
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        Oh. OH! MTG is jealous! That’s why she objected to the racism. That makes more sense.

      • FuglyDuck
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        342 months ago

        think MGT was just being all jealous of… you know… ?

        • chingadera
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          272 months ago

          yeah, that tweet screams desperation.

          • FuglyDuck
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            202 months ago

            It’s like the love triangle from the tenth circle of hell- it’s not as well known… Dante might have skipped that one. It’s where all the diapers get disposed of, and all the shit flows.

            • @Fedizen
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              cursed love triangle

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                At this point it’s more of a pentagram, I think.

                Melania, his daughter. Howler monkey #2. Howler monkey #2. Loomer.

                (Just to clarify, MGT and Blowbert… I call them both Howler Monkey #2. Hard to keep them straight so I gave up. Petty. I know. I can be like that.)

  • @Snapz
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    Are they what?

    Are they… Playing a game?

    • @nepenthes
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      62 months ago

      That is truly terrifying. I commend you.

  • @rustyfish
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    442 months ago

    You have no right to beam that image into my brain.

  • @maniii
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    402 months ago

    Nobody is going to actually care about this except as a gossip item.

    Did he use Campaign finances to pay for things ? Did he break the law by misusing and mis-appropriating funds ? Has he done money laundering ?

    And most important of all, IS HE GOING TO SPEND TIME IN JAIL FOR ALL HIS CRIMES ?

    If its “Rules for thee and not for me” most people are not going to care. They will want to set the world on fire and watch it all burn to the ground.

    I hope no one wants to know the private going on of these kinds of deranged people. If they do the crime, they must do the time. Sadly it is rich-get-out-of-jail-free card at play.

    • @tauisgod
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      You’re right, it’s just small beans gossip.

      It’s also just one more example to throw on the pile of why it’s completely stupid that he has such a large following of devout Christians, who if they had actual moral principals would denounce him.

  • Blackout
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    Dude’s so fallen he’s resorted to dumpster diving

    • @robocallOP
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      312 months ago

      Most moral and Christian president ever! /s

      • @[email protected]
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        82 months ago

        Ehh honestly I suspected he and Melania were divorced in all but legal status since about 2017. Have you seen the super cut from around that time of him trying to hold her hand or otherwise show affection and her swatting him away?