• @Crackhappy
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    871 day ago

    While this is amusing, I will not up vote AI bullshit.

    • @BowtiesAreCool
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      191 day ago

      I’m shocked how many people haven’t noticed. The menu boards are in the wrong place, there’s kitchen equipment on the customer side, the cup has no discernible logo

      • @samus12345
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        91 day ago

        The menu board being off to the side is what tipped me off first. Sad that the heavily armed guys in a public restaurant are completely plausible.

      • Denvil
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        41 day ago

        I only noticed with the cup looking like it’s simultaneously in front of and behind the screen, then noticed everything else

        • masterofn001
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          41 day ago

          And it’s like the signature coca cola swirly bit, but all AI fucked up.

        • @kn33
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          21 day ago

          The first two menu boards are basically the same, but one of the upper right sandwiches is more fucked up than the other

      • @[email protected]
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        21 day ago

        Beardy doesn’t have a grip on his gun and the other guys seems to be holding a thin grip that puts his trigger finger on the clip and his thumb behind the actual trigger. Unless this is some type of extra safe carry, I think it’s another clue.

  • @Jyrdano
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    281 day ago

    You cant beat diabetes with guns, silly

    • @Dasus
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      51 day ago

      Yeah, can’t reach them either, so theyre holding replacements.

  • @Sanctus
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    We’re here to liberate this blessed anti homosexual establishment

    The dude on the left couldn’t even reach his stowed rifle if he needed it.

    • @Arbiter
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      451 day ago

      Probably because this is an AI generated image.

        • @Arbiter
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          221 day ago

          Also the guy on the left isn’t holding the grip on his rifle, his hand is between the mag and grip holding empty air.

          The rifle on the right is also quite strange, with two fore grips on it.

            • @Arbiter
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              31 day ago

              True, trigger discipline is pretty easy when you hold your rifle with telekinesis.

            • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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              I’m pretty sure the guy on the left would have to have his thumb through the trigger guard.

              But then, the AI might think he’s got two thumbs. Who knows.

        • beefbot
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          31 day ago

          To be fair, the signs DO read the same way i imagine these gentlemen sound & how I always imitate them (“HURghabud huRRbah!”)

  • @ThePyroPython
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    31 day ago

    So here’s a question: how much body fat would a person need to have to achieve the same level of protection as a standard plate for a carrier?

    • @Zorque
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      51 day ago

      Mythbusters did this one.

      The answer is a lot more than any human has ever had.

  • @WoahWoah
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    51 day ago

    This is the most American picture ever.

  • @[email protected]
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    There’s a German word for this (of course). Spiegeleier simply means fried eggs, but in this context it’s the necessity to use a mirror (Spiegel) to view your balls (Eier (eggs)). I’d be mad as well. Not like them though.

    On another note, those dudes look like a fatter, older, dumber and more violent version of Tenacious D.

  • @robocall
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    Some people are way too relaxed about guns.

  • poo
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    31 day ago

    Lmfao guns are so embarrassing

    • @shalafi
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      61 day ago

      I find falling for a fake image even more embarrassing.