Embrace the power move.
The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.
Don’t you mean ass up?
Only if you plan to ass-ert dominance
Exactly, you not have the upper hand. The only thing that could defeat you would be ass pennies.
A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.
You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.
I have two on my sound board, but you do you
I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.
Follow it up with
Thanks, Taco Bell
And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.
I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets
Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that’s their kink 🤷
“Free Taco Bell” is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense because you got arrested for protesting the war after class
“HEY GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT EPIC FART I MADE? NEARLY SHAT MY PANTS!”
* everyone laughs and forgets about it*
“oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn’t notice we were already muted.”
This is the beta play
