Too tired to campaign is a sign he will be too tired to be president.
And, by extension, he will delegate to other people to do his work. And we didn’t elect those people. Fuck, most of us probably didn’t elect him at all.
Don’t let Sleepy Trump give away your vote.
Image him dying days before the election. Let’s say Oct 30 from a heart attack.
It would probably give the Rs enough of a boost to get Vance into the Whitehouse. Can you imagine the conspiracy theories!
Dude is toast with peanut butter and saltine crackers dry. Only think drier is any woman Trump fucks.
Then the conspiracy theorists would lose their damn minds. We need something like a lightning strike on a golf course or a very small, precise meteor that makes it look like God himself took him out.
