The kids are gonna like me more, since I’m giving them bumps inside Parliaments, so they can also have a smoke with their coke. It’s basically the same as giving out full-size candy bars. 😌
Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.
I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.
a kilo of cocaine would probably run ya like 50k depending on where you are lol
lmao
I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
Didn’t knew a “key bump” was a thing.
I kept thinking “bump key” which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”
Makes a “serviceable” scoop and reduces the amount of paraphernalia on your person.
In places where cocaine is more pure it’s a thing. A small amount will get you zooted so there really isn’t a reason to do lines.
People at festivals do it all the time, ain’t got no time to lay lines
Watch Die Hard.
I don’t get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
It’s the number of attempts that you get to open the lock to the candy stash using the provided key.
I’m pretty sure that’s it.
Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.
This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.
snort it using the key.
What?.. This is the part I don’t get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?
actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.
I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?
I think you just scoop the key tip in the bad to get a little … bump… of that stuff. I have no idea on size of scoop. that likely correlates to purity or cut of goods.
It’s just a makeshift way to scoop it and snort it. It’s doesn’t get any more complicated than that.
Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.
This has nothing to do with that.
Then what’s the key for?
Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.
Instead of a bowl of candy that kids would take one of on the night of Halloween, a US holiday, they are jokingly offering a small amount of a drug, likely cocaine, to the kids.
Hopefully these aren’t the keys to the house.
They’re keys to the house. It’s a white room, with black curtains.
Isn’t it the key to The Doors?
There are many ways in.
Fewer ways out.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
deviant ollam is salivating rn
