You must log in or # to comment.
Missed the chance to call her Vati-chan.
Oh damn, in German, “Vati” is an affectionate form like “daddy”, except it’s the word stem of “father” (“Vater”).
And wouldn’t you know it, Christians also use “Vater” to refer to priests, the pope and their god.
Yes, the US largely figured that out with The Empire Strikes Back. 😜
Except they were kinda wrong. “Vader” is father in Dutch, not German.
Dialectic morphology’s a tchüß, oder?
I’m sorry, I don’t know what that means
Lmfao anyone see the movie Dogma, this is modern day Buddy Christ! 😂
Buddy Jesus would have been an a better choice. The internet fanfiction might have worked for them. I predict they won’t be pleased by the fanfiction they’re about to get from under age manga.
not…publicly pleased, at any rate…
but amongst themselves? probably swapping their favorites around.
Phrasing?
hmmm?
Oh that was intentional.
Buddy Christ was better
Better than Bloody Christ, for sure.
The Buddy and Bloody of Christ, though… Now, you’ve got a sacrament going.
buddy christ wasn’t fucking adorable though? I didn’t want to pre-order buddy christ???
Kevin Smith posted on Facebook that this had to be the Catholic Church trolling him for getting back the rights to Dogma and its 29th Anniversary.
🤣
First thing I thought of also, but I rewatch Dogma regularly.
The Catholic Church has a new mascot.
It’s a small child.
“How do we distract from all the child molestation?”
“Loli mascot?”
“Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!”
And you know there will be a ton of rule34 made… There’s just pedos everywhere…
Oh my god yeah.
Because an official anime boy mascot would be too apropos?
There’s more than the one who are (I assume*) boys, also I don’t understand what you mean by ‘would be too apropos’, could you explain?
* I assume because I couldn’t find much information about the side characters other than their names Fe, Xin, and Sky. All the references on the Wikipedia page just say their names and include the photo at most or don’t even acknowledge them at the least.
Young boys especially, but young girls too are probably a little touchy for them to use. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
Numbers are down, release the waifu! Common business strategy with ancient roots.
I’d say the mascot is clearly a child, but the Catholic Church…
Are they running so low on young people to molest they’ve resulted to youthful dolls?
Pope played Elden Ring and fell head over heels for Ranni
Look, she had 4 arms, a body to kill for, and had a way of getting in your head
She’s no Goldmask though. I want to get me a man that can T-pose on reality until he figures out how to prove god wrong
Several ways.
These are useful for luring new victims back to the rectory.
“Hey little girl, would you like to come to my office to read from the old testicles?”
All I hear is, the Vatican is after the young crowd. Imagine that…
🌍🧑🚀🔫👨🚀
Think it took 15 seconds before we had this Obvious NSFW https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=luce_(vatican)
Already trained image LORAs https://civitai.com/models/899944/luce-vatican-mascot
And the not so family friendly one… https://civitai.com/models/900249/luce-vaticans-mascot-pony
Already trained image LORAs https://civitai.com/models/899944/luce-vatican-mascot
Images hidden due to mature content settings
mother fuckers
Haha, need to log in for nsfw…
I can’t be sure this was the primary use-case that the AI inventors envisioned, but it’s hard to argue that it’s not successful at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All technology isn’t created for porn, but it is immediately used for it. I’m ~90% sure the Apollo missions were trying to find green chicks to fuck like in Star Trek.
Guys are always ready to work. r63 next?
Now there is rule 85 version of it.
wtf is r63?
“for every character there is a gender swapped version of that character”
If a male version of a character exists, there’s a female version that someone has made.
Idk what it has to do with the Catholic Waifu though.
There is already, in the r34 link above… Ruleception
OFC, I KNEW IT
Luce? Like Lucifer? Lol.
Yes; “Luce” is Italian for "Light’ and “Lucifer” is Latin for “light bearer”. They are cognates.
So whoever carries that anime figure is literally Luciferian.
I thought they spoke Latin in the Vatican, aren’t they Latino? Otherwise how do we get such classical Christian idioms like “Romanes eunt domus”?
Italian is a direct descendant of Latin (along with nearly every other Western language)
There’s Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese…there are more Germanic-derived ones than Latin-derived, aren’t there?
Romanian, Catalan, Sicilian, Galician, Venetian, probably a number of other dialects, are also Latin descendants.
I’d have to get a list of every country considered “western” and then figure out how many have predominantly Latin-derived and Germanic-derived languages. Too much work. “Nearly every” one of them would most certainly not be Latin-derived, though.
Thankfully there’s an entire field of linguistics that’s already done the work. Quick Google search shows 22 Latin descendant languages, and 24 Germanic descendant languages. So slightly more, yeah.
I was thinking like… English.
Sure, it’s got German and French and Greek and just a mess of everything, but there’s a lot of Latin in there.English is a Germanic language that has had significant Latin and French (which added more Latin) injected into it over the years. It has to be the most mongrel widespread language in existence, which is probably why it’s such a mess when it comes to spelling. Still, it also has a lot of flexibility and word choices because of it.
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
deleted by creator
“Luz” is an incredibly common name in Spanish speaking countries. It means light. “Luce” means light in Italian, but seems to be less common as a name. Lucifer means “Light-bringer”, and the myth of the light-bringer is much, much older than Christianity.
Old religions thought things in the sky were gods. Venus orbits closer to the sun than the Earth, which means light reflecting from it is extremely bright, but that light is only visible near sunrise and sunset. During the rest of the day the brightness of the sun overwhelms the reflected light from Venus, and during the rest of the night it’s not visible because it’s near the sun, so it’s behind the earth. So, old religions talked about the brightest “god” in the sky, who disappeared when it got too bright or too dark. That led to the myth of the god who tried to be the brightest light and was cast down. That, of course, led to Satan, A.K.A. Lucifer.
I guess the Catholic church was giving its followers too much credit in their understanding of words.
Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning
Almost everything in any religion is a “telephone game” retelling of things. These days they’re the same to most people which is what really matters.
Yeah, that was my reaction as well. It’s so onion flavored I can’t believe it.
Something something “the power of god and anime on my side”
So they choose Luce, so close to Lucifer, and they expect the Internet to NOT bring it up? There’s Lucy, Daughter of the Devil on Cartoon Network for shit’s sake.
Nevermind the connections to Death Note, a far more popular anime about Light Yagami, and the subtle connections between his name and Lucifer the Lightbringer.
This seems so much worse on it’s face, even if you leave out the undertones of children’s abuse by the church and Rule 34 that will come out (which are worse, but the church keeps trying to bury it)
I know nothing about anime, but I guess it is not that bad? Luce is straight up “light” in Italian, and Lucifer just means “the one who brings light” because it’s the Angel’s name, before the fall according to the fairytale. So from their POV it should all make sense.
I dunno, he’s a serial killer trying to remake the world by looking everyone he doesn’t like and it’s pretty mainstream.
Even without that, drawing attention to Light seems weird. Could’ve been “Peace”, “Faith”, or “Love” or whatever.
This is just 12 years of Catholic school talking, but it’s a strange name to pick that ties to a lot of less than desirable stuff.
But Light is like a generic incarnation of god but also knowledge, revelation etc., it’s way more absolute than peace or even love. I think Light does make sense from their perspective, and in the catholic symbolism it is identified basically with all positive stuff.
You had a bunch of other references that make sense eh, I am not familiar with them, so I respect that people might have different perceptions.
I get things like “enlightenment”, etc. But the average person (at least in the US) that isn’t already Catholic has a strong possibility of already being told they aren’t real Christians, and isn’t going to know or care about etymology, and will assume it’s Lucifer. They could call the main character Satin after the cloth and it’s have the same effect, even though they aren’t related.
Don’t apologize for their systemic pedophilia, et al.
Uh?
Luce means light in Italian. Lucifer means “light bringer” and the mythos is about trying to steal the light (luce) of god. It doesn’t mean “luce” is bad.
I guess the Catholic church overestimated the education of its followers.
It’s simple word association. I’m aware of the Latin translations. I’m also aware that most people are not going to think about it too long, and immediately going to jump to conclusions. They also believe in Bigfoot. What end of the Bell curve are we talking about, here?
This is the onion-ness we all deserve
Ahh now I get all the R34 jokes on reddit or/memes today
How is this NOT the onion…
Luce will also represent the Holy See at Expo 2025 in Osaka, Japan.
I love this sentence so much.
