NEW YORK—After being forced to eat McDonald’s on the private jet of President-elect Donald Trump, a visibly sweaty Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly performed surgery on himself this weekend to extract a Big Mac from his stomach. “I have to cut the McDonald’s out before it attacks my other organs,” said the nominee for secretary […]
    • @TropicalDingdong
      11•3 days ago

      Oh he does believe in surgery, but only with his bear hands.

      • @Beastlygr
        2•2 days ago

        Hehe “bear hands” Now all I see is him waving his furry bear hands around.

  • @ladicius
    1•2 days ago

    How he doesn’t vomit amidst those bizarre antihumans…

  • @[email protected]
    0•2 days ago

    Jon Stewart said that he did the Big Mac thing to make up for insulting the food that goes on Trump’s plane, lol. He was sucking up which makes it funnier to me.