• @[email protected]
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    439 minutes ago

    Everytime I hear the word Microsoft or windowsI only hear a toilet flushing. is it me?

  • @Sinuousity
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    53 hours ago

    Lawyers: “Generating music using a machine learning model trained using real artists’ music (without permission) does not violate those artists copyright!”

    Therefore

    Big Data: “Generating a black box replication of your identity trained on your private personal information and activity (without permission) does not violate your privacy!”

  • @FourPacketsOfPeanuts
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    839 hours ago

    Regular windows user: uses PC

    ‘Roommate’ standing behind them: takes photo of screen

    User: dude…

    Roommate: what?

    User: what the fuck?

    Roommate: is ok… it’s so you can scan through them later and see what you’ve been doing

    User:

    Roommate:

    User:

    Roommate: takes photo of screen

    User: the… fuck? that’s… that’s my credit card #

    Roommate: oh…uhh…I was going to delete that

    User: did you even notice it was there?!

    Roommate: yes! I mean no! I mean…err

    User:

    Roommate:

    User:

    Roommate: takes photo

    User: grabs baseball bat

  • @[email protected]
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    5111 hours ago

    I don’t understand how businesses that use windows for employee laptops are not throwing a fucking tantrum. I would be.

    • @Brkdncr
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      225 minutes ago

      Businesses will embrace this. The data will be tied to the m365 data governance agreement.

    • @[email protected]
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      539 hours ago

      They already said it will be off by default for all Enterprise editions of windows. They’re protecting their corporate buddies but normal users get fucked, as always.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 hours ago

        I checked my work laptop running W11. Recall was installed and enabled. No copilot+. IT had no idea. Disabled it right away.

      • yeehaw
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        Off by default. For now…

        One step. The corps know it. It’s been happening for years. One step, then soon after you just accept that’s how it is. Then another step. And another. And another…

        • @[email protected]
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          77 hours ago

          I actually really doubt it’d ever go on by default for enterprise installations. One tiny slipup in GPO and IT departments could end up with the most massive explicit data leak in history, many many companies and governments working with very sensitive data would drop all Microsoft products in a heartbeat. Microsoft knows that is an impossible sell and really not worth the squeeze vs just shoving a larger dildo up the private consumer’s ass.

      • SkaveRat
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        4910 hours ago

        can’t wait for the first “whoops, it accidentally got turned on beccause of a bug” news headline

      • Laurel Raven
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        1110 hours ago

        This.

        We did get pissed off, then turned on a GPO to block it

    • @beanlink
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      17 minutes ago

      It’s because they want this. Microsoft Recall I am sure on a domain will be expanded upon to allow for auto capturing screenshots that can be parsed with AI to generate statistics of who is “working”. Without the legal issue of saying “we don’t install monitoring software”.

      Microsoft will slap a license on that bad boy and businesses will eat it up to use against employees they want to terminate for cause anyway because they slipped up viewing a video from manager who sent them a cat video to watch that is less than 30 seconds long.

      The other is how businesses will be crying when the feds just use it against them for finding fraud in business because they never bought the “enterprise” license that limits sharing and that doesn’t funnel everything to Microsoft anyway.

  • @gsfraley
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    3112 hours ago

    Noppeee. Very happy I switched to Linux. Despite how annoying all the hounding about it was, it’s galaxies better than the shitshow Windows 11 is becoming.

    • @[email protected]
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      4111 hours ago

      The malicious thing about recall is, it doesn’t matter how much you protect yourself, every one you interact with has to protect themselves too, or your private chats are gonna land there anyway

      • yeehaw
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        67 hours ago

        Ah, surprised I didn’t think of that. Fuckin hell. There’s no good way to have a private conversation these days.

      • @[email protected]
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        149 hours ago

        Ahh yes, I like to start my Saturday morning with a little horrors beyond human comprehension.

    • @Valmond
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      14 hours ago

      The nice thing IMO about Linux is that it’s “learn and forget”, you only need to learn things once (like sudo, apt-get or whete is the home dir and what is it), it won’t be randomly changed in an upcoming forced update.

      • Akatsuki Levi
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        24 hours ago

        And when shit is gonna change, you can downgrade to the older version, but even then, the changes always ends up being warned for a long ass time that “hey, X thing will change soon!”