• @aeronmelon
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    342 minutes ago

    Star Trek: “We might be able to disable to Goa’uld personal shield if we send a harmonic frequency using our communicators to depolarize their emitter.”

    Stargate: “Hey, look. I can softball a knife through the shield and stab the fucker.”

  • @satanmat
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    359 hours ago

    Sg-1 : but have you tried C-4?

  • @[email protected]
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    77 hours ago

    It’ll hurt when it hits the noggin (superior monke accuracy) but the pin’s not pulled cause monke dum

    • IndiBrony
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      36 hours ago

      No. Monke smart. This way he can throw rock again!

    • hopesdead
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      99 hours ago

      That dude had to wait hundreds of years for an exact date, right?

      • Aa!
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        108 hours ago

        If I recall correctly, he didn’t wait for any dates, he just made things happen

        Like moving the entire castle to the top of a Manhattan skyscraper

        • hopesdead
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          38 hours ago

          I remember him reading from a book some prophecy which he was following exact instructions.

      • @ummthatguy
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        69 hours ago

        Listen to Brother Matheson: