• @Maggoty
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    9 hours ago

    If I ever have kids I’m going to be the voice of my ancestors.

    Nonono, you’re doing that all wrong. You crumble the heating chemical up and pour it into a dry bottle. Now you can add a splash of water, cap it, and throw whenever you want to scare the bejeezus out of your battle buddies. Can you believe they used to try to make cherry bombs out of their gunpowder? This is so much easier.

  • @[email protected]
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    1912 hours ago

    I would not like my dick to be in the back blast. How was he able to pass on genetic material? 🤔

    • @[email protected]
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      1611 hours ago

      If they fired it like that he’d be ripped in half. Passing on genetic material is the least of his worries then

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        179 hours ago

        Don’t be stupid.

        He’d leave genetic material in a cone shape about 15m long.

        • MaggiWuerze
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          33 hours ago

          And seeing how rad he looked, there were probably dozens of ladies just lying there with their legs spread in his general direction

      • modifier
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        1611 hours ago

        There would be plenty of material all over the place but none of it usable.