• @BoxOfFeet
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      91 hour ago

      Well, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while. I have a Trackman from 2004 that’s still plugging along, no subscription software updates required. If your stuff isn’t shit, it lasts forever anyways.

    • @Sam_Bass
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      119 minutes ago

      My current led mouse has been going for 10 years with no signs of slowing down, so take that sub and stuff it

  • Flying SquidM
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    53 hours ago

    This is why you do what I do and use a trackball.

  • Synapse
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    385 hours ago

    It’s all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it’s the new norm.

  • @iAvicenna
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    356 hours ago

    your red pixel clicking cartridge has run out. you wont be able to click on any other pixels until you refill your red pixel clicking cartridge.

    • @NegativeLookBehind
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      655 minutes ago

      Third party clicking cartridge detected. Please purchase a supported cartridge from Logitech, or our partnered retailers.

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    789 hours ago

    Do not read aloud from a book that summons demons. Not even as a joke.

    • @Valmond
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      125 hours ago

      You can, but it’s 10 cents a click!

      • GHiLA
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        86 hours ago

        puts dollar near CD drive

        it actually takes it

        Holy shit.

        I have a CD drive!

    • @telllos
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      46 hours ago

      Data pack work like that, the page to order the data pack doesn’t cost anything to reach.

      I would assume that the app would have click working

    • macniel
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      399 hours ago

      Close enough? Ma dude, Logitech really wanted to do this shit, but has to backpedal after getting massive flak.

      • @FelixCress
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        269 hours ago

        I didn’t believe you so I googled it and you are correct. For fuck sake…

  • @taiyang
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    4211 hours ago

    It’s a good thing that market is so saturated that there’d always be a cheap uncomplicated mouse with all your features, unless you’re some sort of MMO mouse person.

    That said, a company can probably still sell this to the government with enough lobbying. Those chumps love wasting cash on subscriptions they don’t need (looking at you, Adobe Cloud).

  • @GreenSkree
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    14 hours ago

    They missed so many opportunities to make it actually a nightmare. Adding these should help…

    Standard plan:

    • 2 DPI settings. (50, 32000)

    Premium plan:

    • 3 DPI settings! (50, 100, 32000)
    • Ad Free!

    Pro-gamer plan ($45/mo)

    • Mouse acceleration toggle
    • 1 customizable DPI settings (more available @ $5/mo each)
    • Middle mouse click functionality unlocked! (Bound to backspace. Customizable binding @ $2/mo)
    • AI tooltips to suggest when/where to click next. ($5/Mo to disable)
    • Cloud backup*

    *Requires Internet connection. Mouse falls back to standard plan and settings when not connected. Requires device reboot to re-enable subscription after disconnect.

    Edit: formatting

  • @pivot_root
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    12 hours ago

    Vim users: *entirely unaffected*

    • @Agent641
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      3512 hours ago

      They won’t even see the ad because they can’t get out of Vim.