• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    Everyone who has reported experiencing stress at work has been fired.

    Everyone who has reported having a really easy time of it has been retained.

    Incidentally, the amount of work getting done at our company has plummeted.

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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      Also incidently everyone remaining is extremely stressed about feeling stressed and getting laid off. Good luck, yall.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        312 days ago

        No no no. They’re not stress. Nobody is admitting to being stress.

        They are, however, much more active on LinkedIn job posting all of a sudden.

  • @MrNesser
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    WTF i’m really hoping this is fake

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      I don’t think it’s that easy to “effective immediately “. I know my company managed problem employees out over months. Employees in India are much better protected than in the US.

      https://www.rippling.com/blog/labor-employment-law-in-india

      India doesn’t recognize at-will employment

      Barring cases of severe misconduct, you generally can’t dismiss an employee in India without notice or paying the employee out. Employers need reasonable cause to involuntarily dismiss employees, which includes willful insubordination, theft, fraud, extensive unexcused absences, and disorderly conduct on company property

      • alienzx
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        52 days ago

        And filing a case because you were illegally fired could take decades

    • @Mickey7OP
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      It’s not fake. Search it and full articles will come up

      • @saltesc
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        And that’s how disinformation killed the Information Age.

        Edit: Come on. You lot shouldn’t need my help finding a verifiable source yourselves. If there’s so many articles on it, I’m sure you can find at least one verifying the source without my help. Or you can subscribe to an ad populum fallacy and believe a mass of articles presenting no actual evidence. You’ll find the answers to the questions you ask me with your own initiative. I believe in you!

  • @[email protected]
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    82 days ago

    I’m assuming that it was one of those anonymous surveys…who ever believed that they’re anonymous?

  • @CitizenKong
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    The beatings will continue until morale improves!

  • troed
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    522 days ago

    Yes madam ( Notion online solutions Pvt Ltd.) is a customer focused tech platform, which aims to disrupt every service sector and provide complete transparency in each and every services on our platform with the help of technology . For us - the customers comes first , employees second , and we comes in the end .

    It went from bad to worse there in the ass. Sorry, end.

    https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/yes-madam

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    I like that “fostering a healthy and supportive work environment” translated to “CULL THE WEAK!

  • Lord Wiggle
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    Capitalism baby! Cut the weak. It’s not us, it’s you.

    Fucked up.

  • @[email protected]
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    Companies value liars who compete for the best readily made fake speech. Nothing new to see here.

  • @[email protected]
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    152 days ago

    Pretty sure this is the plot of a dystopian Doctor Who episode. Two actually, thinking about it.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    272 days ago

    There’s a disappointing lack of IT Crowd references in this thread

    • @betahack
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      are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? are you sure? …

  • Rhaedas
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    Wouldn’t happen in the US. Instead they’d change the workload of the employees that were most problematic based on the survey to the point where they weren’t doing a good job anymore, and then let them go due to inability to perform.

    All healthcare, including mental well being, should be separate from a job because of this.

    • @Maalus
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      Yeah shit worker protection laws can do that. You can’t fire people for underperforming here for instance.

  • DiploRaucous
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    Imagine if they kept just one of the people who reported feeling stressed… How stressed do you think they’d be after seeing this?

    That’ll give them perspective! Next time they won’t feel so stressed out 😀

    (This was all written very tongue in cheek. I am not a serious person.)

  • @HowManyNimons
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    In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

  • @Snapz
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    122 days ago

    Every interaction you have with a large employer is to their benefit, don’t forget it. You are not a part of the broader consideration, as a human, beyond what you cost and what you can produce.