• The Quuuuuill
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    332 days ago

    zuck has repeatedly undermined global democracy. he has fueled hate that drove genocides. he is truly a threat to the survival of humanity

      • The Quuuuuill
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        62 days ago

        christ i wish the lizard people conspiracy theory wasn’t antisemitic because damn if it doesn’t feel good to say billionaires aren’t human and their lizard brains just really enjoy amassing stuff and sitting on heat rocks

        • Flying Squid
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          52 days ago

          As an official Red Sea Pedestrian, I give you the right to call Mark Zuckerberg a lizard person.

          I assume this is how he eats.

          • The Quuuuuill
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            12 days ago

            the optics are too weird with me being culturally but not religiously jewish, even with this license. i think we simply must come up with a new conspiracy theory, like all billionaires are an immortal alien race that change their identities every 80 years to hide the fact that they’re actually extradimensional beings whose relationship to us is similar to our relationship with gibbons

            • ProdigalFrog
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              22 days ago

              I mean, there’s the elites from John Carpenter’s They Live, who

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              Are actually aliens who have infiltrated the top echelons of society, and keep the poor downtrodden to keep them under control.

              And they look gross as fuck.

              So perfect analog to use for 'ol Zuck!

            • Flying Squid
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              22 days ago

              I’m culturally and not religiously Jewish too. I think it’s okay. Think of it as reclaiming some bigotry!

              Maybe we can convince them that Mark Zuckerberg uses the blood of Christian babies to make the Meta Quest?

      • @frunch
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        42 days ago

        He’ll get bored. Oh wait, he’s got the metaverse to keep him entertained 🤡

        • Flying Squid
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          42 days ago

          Think of how many decades he’ll have to figure out how to develop working legs for the Meta Quest!

  • @TheDemonBuer
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    192 days ago

    Mark Zuckerberg’s mentor is Peter Thiel, a man who believes that corporations should seek monopoly power, because “competition is for losers.” Peter Thiel is also a mentor to JD Vance. He, and I’m sure Zuckerberg and Vance as well, see Trump as a useful idiot. Trump is their avenue to taking control of the Federal government.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    82 days ago

    The quick slide towards an American dictatorship continues unabated…

    • Admiral Patrick
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      12 days ago

      It’s not a bribe unless it’s in an envelope clearly marked “bribe”, silly.