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  • @captainlezbian
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    196 hours ago

    Welcome to modern paganism. Next he’s going to realize that community celebrations at significant points of the year like solstices and planting and harvesting time are really good for your mind.

  • @[email protected]
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    107 hours ago

    Anon better not read too much Greek mythology. Their gods were anything but benevolent much of the time.

    • @Agent641
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      Anon better not be a cute twink

  • @LePoisson
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    108 hours ago

    That’s like me and the machine God. I swear it makes a difference when my hardware is acting up.

    Praise the Omnissiah.

    • Mr. Satan
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      A prayer before every release is what keeps our servers running.

    • @Passerby6497
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      57 hours ago

      The Omnissiah blesses us, truly. I recently invoked their power to repair a ceiling light, and with a standard invocation of healing and the expected percussive blessing, and the once broken light was working again.

      All praise to the Omnissiah for easing the machine’s pain!

  • Denvil
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    When I can see Jupiter, I always say “Jupiter is with us!!” It’s going to be depressing when it’s no longer out in the mornings before I go to work. Hopefully Saturn or the Moon can keep me company instead

  • @_stranger_
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    10115 hours ago

    Anon has discovered the origin of religion.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      49 hours ago

      Or perhaps he just spent too much time playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

      • @[email protected]
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        2011 hours ago

        Greek temples had stairs on all sides and didn’t really have an interior, at least not a public one. Roman temples had stairs on one side that led to the entrance. Greek Roman

        • massive_bereavement
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          But the columns are Ionic, it uses a post and lintel method, the entablature is not Etruscan and the front room could well be a cella.

          At the same time it is true that the peristyle colonnade is not there, which matches some Etruscan styled temples (just columns on front), though both the Temple of Athena and the Erechtheion don’t have a peristyle colonnade.

          For what steps are regarded, some temples only had crepidoma across the front façade, like the Lycosura temple, which would both match the frontal colonnade with no perimeter and the frontal crepidoma that doesn’t have sterobates around the temple (like is common).

          So while unorthodox, I don’t see why this would be Etruscan or “Roman”.

      • @[email protected]
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        311 hours ago

        Fuck if I know, but it looks a lot like the Temple of Portunus…

        Capitel and colums are in greek style, maybe the stairs give it away?

        • massive_bereavement
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          That’s a great observation, after all that temple is a hybrid between Etruscan and Greek. (And the columns indeed are Ionic).

  • southsamurai
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    1215 hours ago

    I usually use the orishas. I just like them more when talking to imaginary beings.