• @[email protected]
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    531 month ago

    - Lord Helmet!

    - WHAT?

    - You’re needed on the bridge sir!

    - Knock on my door! Knock next time!

    - Yes, sir!

    - Did you see anything?

    - No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

    - GOOD!

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    491 month ago

    knocks

    “Chairman Stalin?”

    Stalin having a heart attack and doesn’t respond

    “Oh, sorry, Mr. Chairman, I’m guessing you don’t want to be bothered” walks away

    • @ClipperDefiance
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      281 month ago

      I think that’s the “nico nico nii” girl from Love Live, so that would be Japanese.

      • unalivejoy
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        141 month ago

        But which one is worse to be caught watching as the North Korean leader?

        • @ClipperDefiance
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          171 month ago

          Considering their history, I’d have to say that Japanese stuff would be worse and by a lot.