• @TheFunkyMonk
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    262 days ago

    It’s now illegal for you to move, so it’s been nice knowing you.

    • Lord WiggleOP
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      2 days ago

      Ha! Joke’s on you, twice a day I’m forced to move, because the drama will start: “hoooooman, I’m soooooooo hungry!🥺 Children in Africa are nothing compared to us😿, you need to feed us, RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I’LL KILL YOU🤬, pleeeeeaaase? I luv yooouuu, so so much😻, FOOD! NOW ASSHOLE!😾” *throws everything they can find on the ground

    • Lord WiggleOP
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      1 day ago

      Hiiiiii! I’m a toddler in my puberty, I’m a drama queen, a terror bitch, a vurture, a waste bin, I throw everything I can find on the ground, I eat everything which isn’t for me, I’m destructor the destroyer, but I have my sweet moments and win everyone’s heart with my eyes and sweet face (: now give me food or I’ll kill you and scream so everyone will think you abuse me even though you give me nothing but love and expensive food and toys and attention but nothing is good enough for me. By the way, did I mention I can be sweet too?

  • Buba
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    52 days ago

    Wow me too we need help over here .