Pippin is learning new tricks and always joins when we take a walk through the park: Ergo, Pippin is a dog.

    • @i_am_a_cardboard_boxOP
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      178 hours ago

      Please sir, resting bitch face is a serious affliction.

      Bonus fact: after getting out of this tree he quickly zoomed to a second tree, which he also climbed.

    • Diplomjodler
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      47 hours ago

      Plotting murder is his favourite pastime.

  • don
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    57 hours ago

    “I created the world in which you find yourself, and you continue to exist in it on my every whim. Do not mistake your continued existence as some kind of fortune, because you have already made the horrid mistake of continuing to be.”

    Alternative translation: “Yo. I’m in a fucking tree. It’s pretty dope, and I’m wondering why you aren’t. Get in the fucking tree, my dude.”