I could totally imagine a clothed pig sitting in front of a computer
Literally me (to be fair I’m not always clothed).
A pig wearing a shirt and tie, but no pants.
So the average cartoon character
Why is the pig a cannibal
It’s human meat.
Its just a long pig
Or is pork short human?
They roughly have the intelligence of a 3 year-old, so…
My God they could run for Congress
Pairs well with mountain oysters.
Understandable, have a great day.
🎶Big man, pig man… haha how charade you are…🎶
Capitalism makes cannibals of us all. 😔
Need entrepreneurial animal farm with a French guillotine twist
They’re eating human
So a billionaire is a real job now? I don’t even have to imagine a billionaire being a pig, they all already are!
But imagine them in a childrens book doing their job
That is the hard ppart
This is just a stock image but it’s not hard to imagine it being in a children’s story. Besides, Scrooge McDuck is an existing character in a children’s story that is a billionaire as a duck.
But in this photo, they are throwing money, not doing their job
their “job” is literally none other than being rich
throwing money is part of that
the other part is swimming in a pool of money
Swimming in a pool of and throwing money arent jobs, they are hobbies
If they dont do anything other than that, they are jobless
At least Scrooge McDuck isn’t portrayed as having a healthy relationship with wealth.
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Being billionaire is not a job.
that’s what I’m saying, but a pig could be it in a children’s story
All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.
In this hypothetical situation, if you can’t imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it, then it isn’t a job. But the opposite isn’t necessarily true. Just because you can imagine a fanciful depiction of a pig doing it doesn’t necessarily mean it is a job, just that it could be.
Isn’t there a very famous children’s story about a pig that is more equal than the other pigs?
I wouldn’t exactly call it a children’s story
My school had me read it when I was a kid.
I think you could read it to children.
You can read anything to children…
I once saw someone read a Metallica song to their kid as a bedtime story.
Hush little baby, Don’t say a word…
And never mind that, fire baaaaad!
Four legs good
Two legs
badbetter
Am I missing the obvious sarcasm that is somehow not mentioned? as in this pig is an obvious CLASS TRAITOR for being a pig that sells parts of (presumably) other pigs?
It’s allll beef, no pig :)
Does a muppet count?
Dumb question: what is this illustration from? I recognize the art style, but can’t place it.
The Busy World of Richard Scarry
Thanks!
looks like Richard Scarry
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Edit: huh, the ‘+’ did do what i intended but didn’t believe it would work.
You can’t convince me the pig in the third pic isn’t Winne the 🇨🇳 Pooh.
Ah, the pig is preparing soylent oligarch-green, a most sustainable job, I applaud you, pig.
A pig could sit in front of a computer in those books right? Right?!
I could see a dressed up og sitting in front of a computer. That’s like the rest of the jobs
Now I’m imagining a pig wearing programming socks.
Brendan Fraser Crane is an interesting handle
How am I supposed to imagine a clothed pig splicing fiber cables or setting up a rack full of communications equipment with fiber patches. They don’t even have opposable thumbs, how can they unplug an LC plug with its retention clip?
If my job isn’t real I’m taking the internet down with me, then he can read his hand drawn memes to his neighbor.
Take the Internet. We’ll be fine.
pats 1998 Encyclopedia Britannica
I’m embarassed to admit that before reading your comment I was not aware that encyclopedia britannica was available in hardcopy
Pig in a cute sweater planing war crimes.This looks nice.
