enhancements from other organisms
oh my fucking god i could have sworn this was satire for this line alone. bro is so twisted that he’s dogshit at diablo that now he’s going for the world first level 60 druid IRL
e: it is satire, i ate the onion.
(also please use the shithead’s name in your post titles so our filters can pick it up, thanks!)
e: it is satire, i ate the onion.
Be fair to yourself - we’re living in the stupidest of all timelines, it’s hard to tell the difference between news and satire.
If I could have made my kid glow in the dark I would have
tsk. Sadly untrue.
St. Clair spokesperson Brian Glicklich described it as “counterfeit.”
Still, her spokesdroid is Brian Glicklich. That’s gotta count for something.
I mean it could explain the ‘sickness’ of his and Grimes kid.
I’m sorry what the fuck ?
They looked at each other and said, “Nah, your genes and our feelings for each other are not enough to make a good human offspring. Let’s get all eugenic with it.”
Gattaca and Idiocracy were not in the same cinematic universe, and yet somehow they are now in the same IRL reality.
As if “I trust Elon’s judgement not only with my country but also for my baby” isn’t just about the most damning thing you could give as a reason …
What fucking psychopaths.
Knows what sex is
Doesn’t fuck
I also would not want to fuck Elon
I wouldn’t be so sure that they know what sex is.
Sooooo, their kid is going to be way smarter? I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing. She’s as dumb as a rock, he is smart at trolling and causing chaos. Interesting times.
