• halyk.the.red
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      1422 hours ago

      At the end of the day, I’ll ask my students if they have any questions. No hands will go up, I’ll act a little disappointed and say, “You know, I’m always asking if you all have any questions, and no one ever asks what my favorite dinosaur is.” and I just let it hang in the air.

      Without fail, a hand will slowly go up, and I call on them. “What’s your favorite dinosaur?” and I respond immediately with, “That doesn’t count, it wasn’t organic.” and then I kick them all out of class.

      • @[email protected]
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        215 hours ago

        The correct favourite dinosaur is triceratops (if dealing with small children) or archaeopteryx for kids old enough to know that birds are raptor dinosaurs.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      What’s your favorite dinosaur? I’ve personally always been a huge ankylosaurus fan.

    • @idiomaddict
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      81 day ago

      The coolest moment of my life was when my favorite dinosaur, the coelacanth, was discovered to still be alive. I was obsessed with this little known fish (for kids, no idea if it was better known among adults) and was super proud to be able to spell it, and then they found one!

      And I told you that story because I so rarely get to, because nobody asks adults about their favorite dinosaur.

        • @idiomaddict
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          724 hours ago

          I just looked it up, and they were rediscovered in 1938, too. I’m absolutely not in my late eighties, so I guess this is just a good example of how weirdly wrong our early memories can be (at least mine are).

          • @[email protected]
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            923 hours ago

            Ok so first of all you were right it was a big deal when Coelacanth was rediscovered. Don’t give up so easy, that person is just saying it was a fish not a dinosaur.

    • @[email protected]
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      61 day ago

      Call me classic but I love stegosaurus. Such a cool profile, chill herbivore with literal tomahawks on the back. Other favourites include plesiosaurus (I know, don’t fucking test me) and kulinda dromeus

  • @latenightnoir
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    311 day ago

    The Triceratops were objectively the coolest. I will fight u.

  • @[email protected]
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    421 hours ago

    What was your formative dinosaur media as a young kid?

    This 1980 claymation/cartoon/live action short called Dinosaur was absolutely hypnotic to me as a kid. The scenes with all the hooting and howling in the jungle were so intense for my little 4 year old mind!

    • @Broadfern
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      121 day ago

      All nuggies are dino nuggies!

  • M137
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    422 hours ago

    “Borned”

    Seriously?

  • @_sideffect
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    21 day ago

    Blew up? Didn’t they freeze to death during the ice age?

    • Count Regal InkwellOP
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      61 day ago

      Shhhhhhh, it’s a funni shitpost, the sky also didn’t explode. There was a meteor and it did things that caused climate change.