• @[email protected]
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    497 hours ago

    I would have recommended “Cap’N Crushing Depression”

    Or possibly “Cap’n Budget Crunch” with the speech bubble saying “This is my dinner.”

    • @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      Oops! all

      • college debt
      • untreated psychological issues
      • bills
      • layoffs
      • absence of human connection
      • unhealthy coping strategies
    • Badabinski
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      157 hours ago

      Cap’n Budget Crunch is so good. I hope someone like suspicious plant does something like that.

      edit: it’s not suspicious plant. I can’t remember the username, but it’s the person who makes the fake packaged toys and stuff.

  • @[email protected]
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    75 hours ago

    Since the Cap’N feels nothing, guess that includes not feeling his cereal cut open the roof of his mouth.

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    3 hours ago

    1st panel is genius. Expression on the guy tells me he owns a boat. What a match.

  • @[email protected]
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    57 hours ago

    I would totally buy that and have every intention of eating it, but wouldn’t ever seem to “get around to it”, yet I also wouldn’t really be able to account for what I was doing to prevent me from “getting around to it”.