Nap time is nap time, no matter where he is.

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    When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

    It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That’s why you don’t fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

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      Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We’d eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she’ll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I’d take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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    Sleepy Don.

    Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

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      Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

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      “I just had a great phone call with him”

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          Nope. God is a construct of man’s own mortality. Needs to be there to trick bad people to be good.

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            Ever hear people say they don’t trust atheists because without God, they have no moral compass?

            Well, I don’t trust people whose only reason to not rape, pillage, and plunder is because they believe in a fairy tale that says they’ll burn in Hell if they submit to their dark fantasies. That’s a person who is inherently bad, but resisting it, and ine day, they may stop resisting. I prefer people who are inherently good, and dont need fear motivation to behave properly in society.

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              It’s pretty apparent. Why would a god let his preachers steal from their followers to simply fund their evil life style?

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                Technically that would be a defense if the god in question was actually as powerful as they say they are or that they are nessisarily good. There is always a possibility that Gods exist but are not on the hook to tell the truth and their goals do not align with humans.

                A lying god telling the kids they have magic powers well beyond them and proving it like an uncle playing a dumb trick on the three year olds at a family reunion is a possibility. Maybe God exists and is just kind of an ass?

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                  I’ve read the Bible. If he’s real, he’s the biggest ass. He’s a petulant, jealous, and tantrum throwing prick. If he’s real, I want both to do with him.

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      this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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      A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.

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      That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.

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    Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he’s not like the rest of them.

    …and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

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    Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

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      It’s not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

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    Probably with full diapers…

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      Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.

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    How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol

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      it would make me reconsider faith…

      I mean not long but still

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          Yeah, there’s that - the George Carlin / cynic view of if there’s a god it’s outlook seems really, really dark.

          like, would an all knowing, all loving god create a botfly?

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    That’s our president

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      He’s not the blathering idiot we need; he’s the blathering idiot we deserve.

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          nah fuck that, I can guarantee you next to nobody he’s sent to CECOT or wants to send to Gitmo deserves any of this.

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            I mean… A shocking number of minorities voted for him, so at least some voted for the leopard eating faces party.