it’s like a 15 minute walk to whiterun, just pop up to the cloud district and harass nazeem
10 min walk and 5 minute sprint, there’s a bandit camp (tower bridge) adjacent to the road
I was gonna say “or like 10 minutes to Falkreath,” but Falkreath has nothing either.
Tell that to the damn giants that keep walking up to my front door.
Just small town life without TV and computers.
Sex, boardgames, drink, target practice, build things, break things, talk, sleep.
Teen pregnancy is higher in rural areas for a reason.
Because of the board games?
Scrabble is sexy 🤷
Hey baby lemme take your rip and make it drip with my D
All those words
Lack of proper sexual education and hostile policies towards contraceptives?
And boredom.
Have a rave in the haunted barrow
What happens in the barrow stays in the barrow
The undead tend to not wander out
That quest here to find the missing sister is just the worst:
No map marker, quest giver gives misleading directions, the ‘obvious’ cave leads you through a completely unrelated dungeon, only way to finish the quest is find an incredibly small alchemist pouch buried in mud underwater in a strong current surrounded by tall foliage, only quest rewards are alchemy ingredients.
No one wants to work anymore.
I had correctly guessed she drowned, so I checked downstream of the thinner and shallower (waist deep) river side of the island, which was closer to the town.
But no. She drowned upstream of the island trying to cross the river at its broadest point and further out of the town, apparently.
I think Bethesda just wanted me to finally use up those potions of water breathing.
Competitive firewood chopping.
Extinct local megafauna
Jump down the waterfall?
Wrestle the cave bears.
Soultrapping the chickens will get the guard called on you.
