Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
Butt mogged
Gottem
Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2025 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
Her middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
But what does the akimbo part mean?
Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
If you’re into retro FPS gaming at all you should do yourself a favor and play Blood-- I think it’s where I learned the word akimbo, as there’s a powerup that lets you shoot double guns for awhile. That’s not why you should play it though; it’s a classic in its own right, and was built on the Build engine (along with Duke 3d and Shadow Warrior).
“I live… again!”
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off (and/or flash my man-boobs)
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
based
Based and ass-pilled
That’s a fad I can get behind!
Did you get her number?
Nice my kind of chick.
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive
Just the car?
Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
👑👑👑👑
Thought the two girls looked familiar…
This made me laugh and I cannot lie.
I for one can’t deny that
Before your gif loaded for me, I thought there was going to be a cup involved.
jesus christ that’s the ass they went with? It looks like a man ass.
This is at least slightly better than the “twerking” I saw in “the substance” that girl looked nice but had no fucking ass, how are you going to make her twerk and pretend it’s working?
EDIT : If you’re going to make a song about big butts or scenes of twerking, gotta get a lady that’s thick, like this. Apologies for the lackluster mastodon song, RIP Mastodon 2011.
Did you not live through the 90’s heroin chic phase? When this song came out, those were big booties.
Heroin chic phase? Elaborate please?
Maybe it’s because of my families culture but someone being heroin thin is almost disgusting. Ya want women who have a lot of muscle mass that way they can fight you as an equal, also apparently makes for wild sex according to my 3x great grandfather’s journal.
BRB gonna get a time machine and nuke the 90s.
Though joking aside, as someone who’s flesh is so pale my veins look like tattoos this seems weird. Especially since I feel like a more sane pushback would’ve been to go for a more standard body type not, 15 year old me with crippling sleep issues.
It was a different time. They didn’t have the same ass technology that we have now.
ass technology
Fuck yeah. Mastadon.
Their reactions are fucking great, especially the girl on the left.
oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!
Enhance!
All I see is jpeg compression…
Look pretty mogged to me.
You cropped out the hand with 3 fingers and a thumb with the middle finger being extra large. It might not be an AI insert but between that and no shadows it’s suspect.
no shadows
it’s early evening. magic hour. no direct sunlight, the sun is hitting the atmosphere and diffusing light all over the scene.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_hour_(photography)
see: the street lamps have turned on but it’s also easy to see the entire landscape.
Thank you for this. Very informative, should try it out sometime. Not a photographer but I like pretty photos.
What? You find the 12 pixels that comprise this image to be suspicious?
Given the low resolution I’m not sure how you can come to any real opinion about it at all but it certainly doesn’t scream AI generated.
Yeah, they’d have an appropriate amount of pixels, all screaming in the agony of the doomed.
I think it’s just oligopixelosis, tbh
Had to look up butt mogging.
This barely helps. 😑 I feel old.
haha i love how meme explainer pages online are like “TWEEP DONKLE: Tweep Donkle is a viral meme that was spread when somebody said Tweep Donkle. now it is in the internet and you can see it there. here are some people responding to TWEEP DONKLE. have some ads!”
Are you seriously tweep donkling right now? you tweep donkle.
Oh my gosh Brenda you can’t just tweep donkle
Words are held up by the belief of people. The use and repetition will in turn fortify and canonize. Only reason we have current writing and linguistic patterns is because someone somewhere decided these things. It’s just so ancient to mankind that we do not have the writings to understand when or why. Who or where?
Look at this guy over here linguistics mogging us.
lol bro is tweep donkled rn
Tweep Donkle
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let’s DELVE.
anybody up for some DELVING?
we could DELVE into literally any topic other than the three word explanation you are begging google to reveal to you whilst weeping silently in your car on your lunch break in line to pick up a cold sandwich behind fifteen door dashers at the burger king drive-thru.
is that what you’d like to DELVE into today?
you precious little organic life form with (i assume) 3-65 fingers?
Wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of these sites had AI writing all of it
“Mogging” as a term originated in the early 2000’s and went mainstream-ish in the late 2000’s when the “pickup artist” community started getting attention in places like the New York Times. The people who originated it are probably like 45-50 years old now.
Quick etymology: comes from these pseudoscientific douchebags trying to name the phenomenon where a man tries to subtly belittle another man in front of women, establishing that he’s the AMOG (alpha male of group), eventually became a verb amogging or mogging, and then various specific types of this behavior earned prefixes: heightmogging, etc.
The fact that it has this kind of staying power, 20 years later, is the surprising part.
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As a 50 year old dude I am in agreement with you fellow oldster. I have also never heard this term.
As a nearly 50 year old dude, never heard of it either
As a 30s dude for like … 5 more days, never heard mog before today
35, no idea what it is but she doesn’t appear to be blocking the path so I have no complaints.
Back in my day, if a lady did this in front of you, you were expected to tuck a dollar in her wasteband.
It’s hillarous how catty RP theory is. A man belittling another man in front of women is loser bitch behaviour, and certainly not something one would associate with an “alpha” man (confidence, leadership, courage, remaining calm in times of crises, helping those weaker than themselves etc )
so if someone is the alpha male of the group, they’d be AMOGous? sus
I’ve heard of nigging but I’ve never heard of this.
That said when these idiots typically start hanging around a bar you know that it’s a good indication that you need to to go to a better bar.
Of course it’s always a good idea to hang around for a little bit to see how long it is until one of them gets a drink thrown in their face. Always entertaining
I’ve heard of nigging but I’ve never heard of this.
Um I hope you mean negging
Ah, just some imaginary human hierarchy things.
She has brought dishonour upon the House Of Mogh.
I’m always surprised when trek memes that show up outside the trek comms aren’t posted by @[email protected]
Have another!
Wait, it’s all Trek memes?
Oops all trek memes
I’m stealing this.
Please do, I certainly did.
Kurn it up.
Is it just me whose reaction was “So?! What’s the big deal?”
Don’t get me wrong: good for her for having a big booty. It’s just that I don’t have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked, nor am I myself shocked or otherwise impressed by her crouching position emphasising said big booty.
For me the whole thing is a kinda normal teen/young-adult showoff pose, hence no big deal.
Get mogged
I’m going to suck the marrow from your still living bones for making me see this fucken picture.
Kinky
Fucken masochists pulling the wind from my sails once again. I hope you have a nice and relaxing day.
Will you also be pulling out their spine through their arsehole?
Unnecessary, I wish to maim not kill. The possible infection after my actions is not my concern.
Buddy you best rethink who’s gonna be infecting who here, you don’t know where I’ve been
I see, understandable. This was also a Baldur’s Gate 3 joke because a character named Auntie Ethel makes multiple threats, including sucking the marrow from your bones and pulling your spine out your arsehole.
I legit forget that character exists everytime I play the game so that’s probably why.
Self promotion and sex sells. Along with a bit of superiority and contemporary absurdism.
It’s funny because it’s a lady who’s aesthetic stems from a very self detrimental culture. Objectified and then sold to the masses as a fetish. Which then is promoting the same ‘shaming’ that the culture itself was born from. However because it can be worded in equally absurd terms, it comes across as comical. In a pathetic kind of way. The way any normal person can just be baffled by.
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It’s just that I don’t have any expectation of the girls in the picture being shocked
That’s the joke.
spotted the zoomer
You’re off by at least 2 decades.
Butt mogged the zoomer am I doing this right
I took this as more like Mom humor (a la Dad jokes). Like a super cringe impersonation of ‘memeing’.
I was kinda of excited to mogg my zoomers. I’d have to fake the post aspect cause I don’t have social media to post to.
If it’s already some other thing then bummer. It really ruins it if my kids are like that’s old news dude. Saw something about 2022/3 somewhere :-( . Planned to work the ‘original plankster’ in there too.
Old v Young Plus butt=lol
Simple as
simple ass
Kinda turned me on ngl
If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.
something has awakened inside of me
On that twelve cheeseburger a day looksmaxxing plan
I know this is a joke, but come on, that lady probably works her ass off to keep that physique. She doesn’t exactly have big flabby arms and legs or a double chin.
That’s why it’s looksmaxxing. Staying otherwise fit, while keeping that booty. And yes, it’s a joke on a shitpost thread. Lighten up
What do you look like?
6’ 03" 170 lbs. I’m not body shaming either, white knights.
Women eating their way to keep their booty/boobs is a real thingA mirror
Are you me or we?
on that colloidal silver diet
Yet
Final Fantasy is going hard with their old mog characters these days
As a person who plays Final Fantasy, the only character with an ass that big is Byregot. Maybe she’s got his blessing.
Comedy heaven
The gates have opened.
Damn, bro…
Belle Noire ?
Everything about this post makes me hate people.
average prostitute behavior
