• over_clox
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    13 天前

    JD Vance would like to know if this couch is still available

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    13 天前

    It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch

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    Haha hahaha who would buy this! This is so funny! Does anyone have a link by any chance? So I can make fun of it there, of course. Totally not to make an offer. No no, I would never do that again. Trust me, I’m a professional couch fucker.

    Love, JD

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    13 天前

    Considering how much Belle Delphine was charging for her bottled bath water, this is bargain!

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      Right? This is just a marketing problem. Charge $5000 and photoshop some bikini model on there.

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    If they have to advertise no skeet…. There’s definitely skeet.

  • TrackinDaKraken
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    First thought: “Who would buy this?”

    Followed by the immediate realization that there is a certain subsection of our society who would definitely buy this. Sure, they’d lowball the offer, then try to get free delivery, but they want the couch.

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    Legit question though—as someone who doesn’t get to participate in such activities but: do people who are active with this stuff and who perform it on a bed not wash it after hanky panky? Like I see in amateur stuff that some people definitely put towels on top of the bed and all that but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway without washing themselves. So, all that grime is still bound to get on the blankets/sheets anyway. This has me thinking people do at least go out of their way to wash it or at least replace the sheets the next day but do they really? Asking for me…

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      but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

      As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

      Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

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      Mattress protector so youre only really getting the blankets dirty. If there’s a massive fucking puddle I’ll usually change the sheets but otherwise I’ll just shower and change the sheets the next day. If I’m smart I’ll throw down a towel or a shittier blanket but I’m not smart often.

    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      One of my partners squirts like a fountain, and we just put a towel or 3 down to catch it so she doesn’t have to sleep in a wetspot

    • Pnut@lemm.ee
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      You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.