a 5x5 table titled “BOOTLICKER BINGO”
from left to right, top row:
“JUST A BAD APPLE”
“BUT THEY DIDN’T SHOW THE WHOLE VIDEO”
“THE OFFICER FEARED FOR THEIR LIFE”
“POLICE DON’T MAKE THE LAWS”
“THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE RESISTED”
next row down:
“THE OFFICER HAS A FAMILY TO GET HOME TO”
“THE OFFICER IS JUST DOING THEIR JOB”
“THE SUSPECT WAS ARRESTED FOR WEED ONCE”
“POLICE HAVE A STRESSFUL JOB”
“THEY DISRESPECTED THE OFFICER”
next row down:
“THE SUSPECT TRIED TO RUN”
“NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP CALL A CRACKHEAD”
centre free space has a blue lives matter flag on it and says “BACK THE BLUE!”
“THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE BROKE THE LAW”
“DO WHAT THEY SAY AND YOU WON’T GET HURT”
next row down:
“IF YOU HAVEN’T WORN A BADGE YOU CAN’T CRITICIZE”
“WITHOUT COPS IT WOULD BE ANARCHY”
“IT’S EASY BEING A MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK”
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE POLICE MOVE TO SOMALIA”
“THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST OBEYED THE OFFICER”
bottom row:
“THE OFFICER USED MINIMUM NECESSARY FORCE”
"KIDS SHOULD BE TAUGHT TO RESPECT AUTHORITY
“COMPLY FIRST AND FIGHT IT IN COURT LATER”
“THE OFFICER FOLLOWED PROCEDURE”
“BLUE LIVES MATTER”
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