Self-proclaimed Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has once again sent greetings to the Ukrainian people on the Independence Day and hinted that Belarus could help achieve peace, even though he helped Russia attack Ukraine and its capital.
Voicemail
Hey Ukraine! It’s your buddy, Lukasjenko. I was thinking about that time that guy next door just came into your home by wrecking your wall, like, I know you’ve been having a hard time, but don’t you think, like, that you’re, like, overreacting? Like, ok, you can just give half your apartment to him like he wanted, and it’s all gonna be over. I know you can be neighbourly, so why don’t you just, like, chill? Slay, queen!
phone hanging up sounds
I can’t think of it any other way than this
Look everyone! The tin pot dictator is trying to justify his own existence again!
Hey Luka! C’mere! C’mere c’mere c’mere! Hey! We got some neighborliness for ya. Yeah. Right over here, come get it.
The Russians just wanted a cup of flour.
Cheeky cunt.
Be a good neighbour and give the invader half of your house, c’mon.
Ohhh they areeee. The same neighbourliness their fucking neighbor started it with.
