Verification that you drive a giant pickup truck required before admission.

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    I cant fucking tell what is real and what isn’t anymore. Like, this is the worst idea for a movie I’ve ever heard, but it could be real for all I know.

    I’m tired, boss.

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      The “best” part is that Jeff Bezos cast himself as the new Bond. SMDH.

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      Its just pure shit these days. I almost stopped watching movies completely. When I watch, its the good ones from 80s to 2010’s, before it all became shit.

      Just watched Predator again. Such a feel good movie, celebrating masculine energy.

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        There’s still good movies coming out these days, just far fewer of them. Steer clear of the blockbusters and the really low effort slop and there’s still a few mid-budget original movies made every year generally.

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    Can’t wait for Bezos to be the hero in the movie, even though he’s the closest we have to a bond villain

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    I hope for the love of everything that is holy, that this is satire

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    All I can think of when I hear “testosterone cinematic universe” is a crossover of all trans men characters uniting like the avengers.

    Sadly I can’t really think of any, which is telling for lack of representation.

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    I can bet my right testicle on the fact that Bezos constantly imagines himself as Rock or Vin Diesel

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    So you are saying it is another meaningless zombie franchise like everything else that has made mainstream media worthless.

    Did you know that crocs usually strike on the 3rd day you repeat a routine. It is okay to change. Nostalgia is predator bait.

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      It was common practice over on Reddit, I guess so as to dissuade the promotion of social media accounts and just focus on the lols. Still learning the expectations here on Lemmy. The account is ganef.bsky.social btw.

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        On social media like Reddit, unnecessary censorship is often used as engagement bait. As far as I am aware, comments on the Threadiverse (a broader term than just “Lemmy”) only boosts posts upward in the Active category rather than in the Hot category, so that form of engagement bait uniquely does not really work here. Additionally, bots on Reddit would repost (either from old Reddit posts or directly from the source social medium) screenshots of tweets with the username edited to a different user, sometimes even celebrities, to bypass image recognition filters.

        In my mind, it’s always best to cite your source if you can. However, if you can separate the self-focused fluff (if there is any) from the actual content, that would be even better. An example of this is a screenshot of a TikTok with a paragraph of soapbox text located near the content creator’s face; we don’t need the excess focus on the clout-chasing, so cropping the image to just their paragraph (assuming it is an original quote) and citing the creator would be better in that case.

        On another sidenote, unlike Reddit, you can edit your posts here to change the image in the post.

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          Consider me educated. Have now updated the image to the uncensored version. 🫡