Sorry Mickey, this one’s a dud. All my fingers are smaller than the average dick, but the average dick can only dream of the results my fingers get.
Also, toys. You can choose what size you prefer. This works in both same and different sex partnerships. Toys (in conjunction with an observant partner) are awesome. I’ve yet to meet a woman who was uncomfortable with us using toys together but have, unfortunately, encountered men who feel inadequate if toys are involved.
We tried a vibrating ring once, and that was a bust. All I remember is how good it felt when we took it off and just went bare. And excuse me, I need to go find my wife for something.
What do lesbians get insecure and jealous over? I don’t believe, nothing.
Ex-boyfriends.
Not funny.
Title gore.



