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      I love this mugshot because for the first time in a long long time, America is united. Everyone loves it.

      The Republicans think he looks like a bad mother fucker, a political martyr, simultaneously Jesse James and Robin Ford, a Churchill that will fight till the bitter end and a Spartacus up against the corrupt elites.

      The rest of us think he looks like a pathetic moron on his way to prison.

      Either way America stands, for once, united.

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        • @Bernie_Sandals
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          51 year ago

          Tbh hasn’t that just been the entirety of Trump for the last decade?

    • @silverbax
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      201 year ago

      When I first saw it, I could not help but laugh. It’s so clearly a guy who looks shaken, hoping he looks ‘tough’. And, his eyes are red, so I assume he was crying just before the shot.

      • @Hoomod
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        I saw one article that said he didn’t blink while he was there

        So, probably drugs of some sort

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  • TigrisMorte
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    “I’m not gay, but” is the “I’m not racist, but” of sexuality.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    601 year ago

    It’s okay, Jesse, you can open up that closet door and come out when you’re ready. Nobody whose opinion is worth a damn will think any less of you for that specific aspect of who you are.

    • FuglyDuck
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      heh. Anyone who has to qualify a statement with “I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality”… probably should just stop talking.

      • gregorum
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        Not knowing when to stop talking is exactly how he got his job at Fox News 

  • @[email protected]
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    241 year ago

    More like he looked soft, like geriatric skin wobbling around the fat tissue of his neck.

      • Miqo
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        161 year ago

        I know that look. My cats make it when they’re shitting.

        • @glimse
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          31 year ago

          Take a shit anywhere with Depends

      • norbert
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        I immediately thought he looked like he’d been crying.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          31 year ago

          His eyes were either red from drugs/alcohol (which he claims he doesn’t touch) or from crying. I can’t think of another explanation.

  • @[email protected]
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    Face down, eyes up, half sad face, half “you can’t me mad at me” smile.

    He looks like a dog that shat on the floor and knows you’re mad about it.

  • Echo Dot
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    Why add a conditional to your statement, it’s just weird.

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    Why does this Jesse Waters guy look like Caesar Flickerman

  • Melllvar
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    141 year ago

    I actually am gay, and in my professional opinion Trump looked like he was about to cry.

  • Hairyblue
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    101 year ago

    Jesse may not be gay, but he’ll service Trump because Jesse is a tool–like a public fleshlight.

  • @dynamojoe
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    91 year ago

    “Trump is now the ultimate gangsta” - Dinesh D’souza

    The convicted felon recognizes the superior criminal.

  • @LEDZeppelin
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    81 year ago

    Be a good gay and take it in your mouth Jesse. Daddy’s cock ain’t gonna suck itself.

  • @thrawn
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    81 year ago

    Yeah I don’t believe him. I’m pretty sure Trump wants it to look cool so badly that his gaggle of self serving leeches is happy to pretend. I tried really hard to see even the threatening version, and there are heavily photoshopped pictures of him that look kind of cool, but I can’t see anything but reluctantly admitting he shit his pants to Jeff Sessions

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I’m not even sure I believe him about the “in a heterosexual way” part.