• LemmyKnowsBest
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    4 days ago

    Swallow snow?

    Swallow cocaine?

    Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

    I like snow.

    I like egg nog.

    But cum makes me vomit.

    I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

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      Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

      Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

      This post is false!

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          I thought that’s how we all realized that it meant. Totally logical comparison of cold EggNog and snow. I don’t know how others didn’t catch that immediately

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      6 days ago

      How is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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          6 days ago

          So, how is a picture of egg liquor not suitable for work?

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            Why are there so many people with flithy minds that view everything through the prism of sex? Is it because they don’t really have a sex life of their own? How could anyone be offended by EggNog especially as we enter the Christmas season? What type of mind thinks there is a connection between EggNog and sex?