• @kadu
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    In about 5 minutes I get a complaint her storage is full.

    I have unspeakable amounts of pictures of my cats saved. No, I will not delete the ones that are nearly identical.

  • Ada
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    861 year ago

    Nothing? She already has access to it all anyway…

    • @qooqie
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      81 year ago

      This is the way, don’t hide shit, be open. If you feel the need to hide stuff from your gf/bf get out of the relationship. Them having full access is a trust thing and shows you’re mature enough for a serious relationship imo.

      • balderdash
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        101 year ago

        100% my girl doesn’t want to know and I don’t want the headache if she did. It’s okay to have privacy in a relationship

  • BananaPeal
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    831 year ago

    I’d start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      71 year ago

      My girlfriend would break up with me as she finds out that I’m married. Doesn’t matter; imaginary score is still score.

    • AphoticDev
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      31 year ago

      Technically, your wife is still your girlfriend. You two never broke up before getting married.

  • @[email protected]
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    651 year ago

    It’ll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she’ll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.

      • @[email protected]
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        411 year ago

        NOT illegal, and not crazy shocking weird. But niche enough that when I find content I like, I do try to download it because finding it again on the typical streaming sources can sometimes be a crapshoot.

    • Carighan Maconar
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      My current partner usually complains that my porn is not hentai or not weird enough for their taste. 🙈 I suppose they’d stop at the movies out of boredom.

    • Two
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      Ha, look at this loser, only has “several gigabytes” of ‘Linux ISOs’

  • @[email protected]
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    She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.

    "Why is the final version of this project called “test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png”?

    She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.

      • Echo Dot
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        For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don’t know what it does with them.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            It’s still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
            What do you propose to use as a version control for images?

            • @[email protected]
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              61 year ago

              Idk, but not anything that uses delta compression like git does.

              Game developers use Perforce and Plastic scm which is (supposedly) optimized for images and other binary assets. I’ve never used them, but I’m sure a less-overkill and open source alternative exists somewhere.

              • @[email protected]
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                51 year ago

                That’s the thing, everything that I could find is a huge project made for storing huge projects, costs a lot of money and requires effort to install and even use. Yeah, naked git basically stores new version of an image for every commit, but nothing beats the fact that you need like two commands to use it and it just works, and storage is very cheap this days. And if you add LFS, it even does some kind of storage compression.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 year ago

          I’m not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don’t think I’ve ever used it, let alone understand it, it’s the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.

          As a visual artist I can confirm the “image_final_final2_b_final” trope is as real as it gets

          • Square Singer
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            Not in many. And usually it happens whenever a programmer does non-programming stuff.

  • Square Singer
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    411 year ago

    Apparently, OP is the only one who’s got something to hide from his girlfriend.

      • Square Singer
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        61 year ago

        That explains the question in the OP ;)

        Trust is the basis of any relationship. No trust, no relationship. At least not for long.

  • @sudo22
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    361 year ago

    Not sure how the girlfriend world react. But my wife would be pissed that I now have one.

  • @[email protected]
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    331 year ago

    My wife gets mad that I have a girlfriend.

    I become very confused at finding out that I have a girlfriend.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      My wife is my ex-girlfriend, but we’re still dating. She gets mildly amused when I point this out, but she might just be humoring me.

  • @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    If she’s my girlfriend, she’s not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she’s not 100% straight after all

  • @[email protected]
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    271 year ago

    Well I’m a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.

    • @[email protected]
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      91 year ago

      Seriously asking: How does one get a complete siterip of a site that publishes new content all the time?

      • @[email protected]
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        71 year ago

        I regularly check the sites about 1 time a month. I also have a little bot the looks for WRB (scene ripper) releases as he is the one that rips those sites. I don’t technically need to check the site but I just like to make sure 100% it’s fully up to date. The tiny4k site is half me and the rest scene since there was a way to web-dl the videos for about a week before they fixed it.

        I then post monthly packs on kleverig (usenet) to help the guys that don’t want to do it themselves.

      • vaalla
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        01 year ago

        Probably its just a snapshot at some point, with maybe downloading new stuff when its published. At least thisbis how i’d do it.

  • @[email protected]
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    261 year ago

    She’ll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I’ll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I’m now bi or homosexual

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        Agreed but that hypothetical instance of myself has no idea how she got a girlfriend in the first place. Know thyself

        • @[email protected]
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          You know what, yeah. Maybe you should start asking questions if a girlfriend just appears out of thin air