• Mulligrubs
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    1. Don’t live in the USA.
    2. Don’t visit the USA.
    3. Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
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    Renee Good did none of those things.

  • PizzaLamp25
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    Step 1, everyone is illegal except for the people that were already here if you wanna get technical.

    Step 2, maybe ICE shouldn’t attack us, it’s self defense from the very beginning

    Step 3, oh boy. Maybe ICE and supporters should do a better job at following those laws and not take orders from a guy with 37+ felonies.

    Food for thought unless you’re to dumb to eat

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    These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”

  • amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:

    1. be white, or else
    2. stop resisting! 🐽
    3. don’t leave your house if you’re not white
  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    How to avoid ICE:

    • Dont be a US citizen
    • Dont be pulling out of your driveway
    • Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
    • Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
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    “In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”

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    “Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”

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    I have a Don’t Tread On Me sticker on my Car and I AGREE! If you DONT want ICE to Murder you just do LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY SAY without Question EVEN if their Instructions are “ILLEGAL” or “CONFUSING”!

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      Fuck that. Your complacency, and that of those who think like you, are half the reason we’re in this place. It’s like telling a woman being beaten by her husband to just shut up and do what her husband says and he won’t hurt her. Sheep and cowards think this way.

      My apologies. I spent too long on social media today and obviously needed a break.