• @Etterra
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    341 year ago

    Hello France? The American people here. We’d like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      Thing one: You don’t need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.

      Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they’ll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.

      • @[email protected]
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        221 year ago

        We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro

        • @Astroturfed
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          51 year ago

          I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.

        • @Etterra
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          21 year ago

          Politicians are a minority group.

      • @Etterra
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        21 year ago

        Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we’re absolutely saturated with politicians. We’ll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.

  • Blinky
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    231 year ago

    I wonder who that’s for

    • CaptainBlagbird
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      21 year ago

      Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.

  • @Sanctus
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    131 year ago

    Y’all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.